There are five easter egg stages to a human's life: 1. Too young to eat chocolate so you don't get any. 2. Young and cute so loads of folk buy you easter eggs. 3. You're a little shit and people have stopped giving you eggs so you go round the shops the day after easter and buy some cheap for yourself. 4. Grown out of easter eggs, if you want chocolate you can have it whenever you like and in better forms than egg shaped. 5. Through your own choice or social pressure you start buying eggs for people you know in stage 2. By 21 you should at least be at number 4.