Paranoid Android

You old fart!!! Try taking some multi-vitamins before you go out on a big night. Maybe drink at a slower pace and / or drink some water between alcoholic drinks.

Was she autistic? Don't think it said that on the show. Borderline learning difficulties was the only thing she had wasn't it? Anyway she wasn't the star. It's all about thicky Jess.

Watch it, it's worth it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ABNZsRfb02M

She didn't have any did she? Just the mad old nan. "He better keep his pecker in his pants!"

She came out with some cracking lines throughout the whole show. One of my favourites being, "When I was young I was frigid". Although it can only be done justice by her accent and tone of voice. And she got dumped by one fake boy and then started going out immediately with another fake boy who looked identical! How can she be so dumb?

I have almost no plans for this weekend

Did anyone else watch that channel 4 doc, the girl who became 3 boys? Bloody brilliant and also infuriating at just how thick one of the girls in particular on it is. Definitely worth a watch though.

Back in the brief period when I tried to convince myself I was a super great rock god, the best in my entire bedroom, these were the only picks I used.

Lucky Rathen sure does seem to have a much busier weekend planned than his normal working everyday.

Conte banned for 10 months!!!

soundcloud.com/igamusic/frank-derol-barely-love-you

I'm not sure if I've seen 3, does it have the same kids or does do a home alone and change everything up? First two are great though. And I'll always remember that Iceland is very green and Greenland actually very icey. I watched this the other day. A good fun film. Better than it should be really.

The only time I tried making poached eggs it was a disaster, completely fell apart what did I do wrong?

Do you all count wasting time on aberdeen-music as your occupation or just a hobby?

Trophy for 4th place? Did your school order too many by mistake?

I want to know where my flip flops went. I don't know why but I remember arriving home this morning barefoot. Then I had an uncomfortable conversation with my new flat mate who was up eating breakfast. I had a big list of things to do this morning, none of them are happening.

Someone please make this go away.

I bloody love the olympics. We should have one every month.

This weekend I have mostly been at the beach or at home watching the olympics. Almost perfect. And because I'm on holiday my weekend isn't ending today so I think I might go out, get drunk and dance around a bit tonight.

Jagerbombs do bad things to me. I would not like to be you right now.

An album I'm sure you all remember was my 9th favourtie of 2011.

I'm listening to that album right now!

Amazing day. Really enjoyed Farah's win especially. And I can't wait for Murray to go for two golds in the tennis tomorrow.

soundcloud.com/alisonvalentine/peanut-butter

Cazorla is such an un-arsenal like signing. Why is he not 14? and not French? and not useless until he decided he wants to leave? Could be signing of the season.