Mosquitos! (and other varieties of flying little insects which bite you) After only being asleep for a couple of hours last night I woke up feeling itchy as fuck all over. Something had got into my my room and had a feast on me. I couldn't get back to sleep for ages.
Van Persie to Juve? Can't see it happening myself but he would obviously be a great signing for them and help them become a force in the champions league. If they'd had him this year they'd have wrapped up the league weeks ago.
Sid Lowe on the madness at Granada at the weekend. Sounds like it went absolutely mental. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/blog/2012/may/07/granada-relegation-referee-la-liga
http://www.factmag.com/2012/05/07/the-many-beefs-of-azealia-banks-or-how-harlems-hottest-rapper-is-switfly-becoming-its-most-boring/ She does need to release something soon.
Dixon is good, Neville is good because he says amusing things and isn't nice about everyone. I'm not sure about his tactical insight though but I haven't seen enough to really judge.
Almost all tv pundits are awful. The Guardian Football Weekly team should just be given control of all football coverage. With special features from the football ramble.