Paranoid Android

...in The Sun shocker!!

I can never believe how quickly the homeless world cup comes back around.

Starting the work week today and it being Wednesday!

If we don't get this with added kilts, what would the point in independence be? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyQ9IyYt40w

What were they thinking?

Mad Men is at it's peak right now. This season has been unbelievably good. Another awesome episode this week. Confirming it's place as the second greatest tv show ever as declared by paranoid android.

that's not very ace-ic

United were pretty shite tonight. If City can hold it together for the next two games they'll be deserved champions.

How can he be so stupid not to realise that he can use some of the thousands of pounds he earns each week could be used to pay for a taxi.

Some twats boo'd Ferdinand I think. Nothing on the pitch.

Will all of those be against Liverpool or will he beat JT to knock in an own goal too?

http://www.zonalmarking.net/2012/04/27/how-the-2000s-changed-tactics-1-the-fall-and-rise-of-the-passing-midfielder/

As long as it's popular I imagine there'll be at least as many as there are books.

Just remembered that the Catcall album is out on Friday!! One of my most anticipated releases of the year. After my airport disaster yesterday Marina and the Diamonds, Lily Allen and Girls Aloud all made my journey home a little better, poptastic.

Parks really picks up about half way through season 2 and from that point on until season 4 the show has the most amazing run of flawless episodes. This weeks was really great as was community. a man's got to have a code Still got to watch the new Game of Thrones and Mad Men.

I don't really know much about this guy but at the price it could be a great signing if he fits in well. http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/apr/28/chelsea-marko-marin-werder-bremen Bit of a mad weekend in the premiership, I've caught up with some of the goals this morning. Wigan's recent form has been amazing. I think them and spurs may have swapped players a while ago and no one noticed. The only game I saw was the Chelsea match which cheered me up some what when I was feeling like death. Looking ahead to next year Torres finding his goal scoring form again could be the best thing to happen to the club.

Saturday was one of the most fun days I've had in a long time. Yesterday was completely the opposite with the worst part being missing a flight for the first time in my life.

She's always on the go. But the Jimbo av is staying for the time being.

Pep out, Vilanova in!

Unbelievably so, even coming from Jake.

rip off plumber cunts

It's all beyond belief really. Only Rangers.

Ummm looking at this http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-17863501 I'm slightly less excited about my trip to the airport tonight

End of an awesome era.