Paranoid Android

Siesta time is actually when I go to work. I do not to get jogging again though. Getting a little too flabby lately.

Don't forget sitting around in the sun drinking miniature coffees.

I love time off and not working. That's why I love having a job where I only work about 20hrs a week

Why would anyone not take all their holidays?

If Newcastle get 4th spot it will turn out Mike Ashley forgot to apply for a uefa license. It's been too long since he pissed off the geordies.

I had a hint of a two day hangover yesterday but knowing I don't go back to work until tomorrow got me through it. A good BBQ in the sun helped too.

Talking of throwing things away, now you mention Spurs. They don't deserve shit if they can't pull their act together and start winning again. Folk like Alan Hansen are idiots going on about them deserving a top 4 place because of how well they were playing before. I hope they finish as low as possible without going below Liverpool.

Yes the title was pretty much there for the taking and they've thrown it away.

After getting to 5 points clear half way through the season, 2nd place can only be seen as a failure.

I hate articles like this http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-17654781#FBM85768 Yes, we should scrap holidays so we can boost the economy, while we're at it we could do away with days off at weekends too. Maybe we could even up the normal work week to 70hrs. Just think of all the glorious extra billions the economy would have.

Mancini's got to take a large part of the blame for City blowing their lead and then falling so far behind. If the owners think there's any chance of getting someone like Mourinho in Bobby will be gone in a second.

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Madrid drop 2 more points. It would be amazing if they don't win this title. If Barca win on tuesday Madrid will go into the derby match on wednesday only 1 point ahead and under a lot of pressure. Sadly Atletico never bother turning up for the derby matches.

Another new Catcall song. Album is going to be so good. http://www.thefader.com/2012/04/06/catcall-paralysed-mp3/

Chris and Soda Jerk both speaking sense.

It's hard to find but I know a couple of shops which sell it. I'd been here about 2 years before I first found it though. As for McDonalds on a hangover. For me it's a always a gamble, sometimes it can be just what I need but it can also make me feel like shit.

The dicks on youtube who think that people watching football videos would rather hear some shit song than the original commentary.

Didn't you just get a credit card Jake? Why not use that?

Going to take my Dad there.

how? This was obviously important business at 3.30am this morning.

IRN BRU!!! that is what i need. the shop which sells it is about 30 mins away though. not sure I'm up to it.

Feel like a total shit right now. Also want to know how I've come to have this poster on my wall.

This is so unbelievably good. seriously amazing

i might like an invite to this shit james_macdonald5866@hotmail.com

That picture seems to be trying to make some kind of minority point but i don't think most people would disagree with it.