Paranoid Android

I'm going to poland in august. I'm going to walk around with a noid droid name tag on.

i actually don't always remember but i will remember this

I'll remember because i always remember. the football people are the best ab music people.

i still kind of like him

I'm totally pished but I just want to say that all the people who have posted on this page are probably the best people on this whole site. Football yeah. AC Jimbo rules all you all rule jake is weird

Barca / Madrid to make shock £XXm bid for England star (insert name) then write a few paragraphs that tell you absolutely nothing. job done.

Why would you bother doing any work when you can just print made up stories?

what a moron

Yes it is. In fact I am the head of SAAS - Polish Division.

He is, but only until August. Didn't you read his post?

fuck that film no, i've never seen it

Better than The Godfather, Scarface, Goodfellas etc? I'm assuming Scarface is a gangster film, I've never seen it.

Happy I came into this thread.

In the last few days I've watched The Hangover - very fun and entertaining but not as laugh out loud hilarious as I'd been told. Kick Ass - actually only saw the second half of this which I enjoyed and I'll probably go back and watch the whole thing. Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels - Should probably have seen this before now, really good. Got Snatch downloaded to watch now too. Ace Ventura - Seen this loads of times, still awesome. Biutiful - Saw this in a cinema yesterday without knowing much about it. I could tell it was very good and Bardem is excellent in it but it really was far too long, slow, dark and serious for the mood I was in at the time. I think I nodded off at one stage in the middle, my Spanish brain wasn't really in good shape either.

I could put the Maple album up.

Very much looking forward to this. http://www.residentadvisor.net/news.aspx?id=16297 New Shed album coming out in the summer

cuntbag

The Avalanches - Since I Left You This album

I once made dinner for my flatmates. I couldn't believe how outraged they were when they saw some of my pubes on the side of the plate. "They're not touching the food!", I screamed. It did no good and I had to move out. Still don't understand it.

By consuming all the unused mixture in the bowl, thus making it slightly easier to clean?

I mean really, where the fuck did that come from?

weirdest post

It's Nadia Oh in her kitchen, you've seen it before.