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Spurs were great and it was great to see Lamela playing so well. QPR were rubbish though, rubbish.

How long was left on his contract? It seems very high considering it appears as if the club and player want the move.

I don't see captain Rooney being dropped but otherwise I agree.

Agree on Welbeck. I don't know why LvG would be keen to let him go if he's keeping Hernandez. Jones had a good match and the young guys were okay but had some nervous moments. Cleverley was just totally crap. Do you think the 3-5-2 will stay? I assume he'd still want 4-3-3 if he gets the players he wants. Nice Messi goal to put Barca ahead, the kind he always scores. That Masch red card might make things interesting though.

Would have been wise to at least wait until the transfer window closes, no?

Wildcard in week 2 I hope it works out for you.

United were so poor today, most of the team was just awful. Di Maria is fantastic but Woodward better be working on 2 or 3 other deals as well.

Journey to the Centre of the Earth which is one channel 4 right now might be one of the worst things I've ever seen. Atrocious cgi too, and that's not something I'd normally comment on.

Spurs destroying QPR who look mince. Lamela on form which is nice to see.

Thankfully not. Much better than Hearsay and the band that was headlining playing last.

He should just come back properly, show all the others how it's done.

Anyone not watching MOTD should catch it on iplayer for the palace - west ham match at least. Barry Davies back commentating, great stuff.

Yes let's talk about them instead of Aberdeen. Also Di Maria to Man U looks to be on.

Why do you hate Drew Barrymore?

The LMA have made right fools of themselves.

I think Terry / Cahill will be the first choice pairing though.

I think Luis wasn't fully fit yet. I'm sure he will be first choice left back with Azpi back on the right when everyone is fit. Even though it will hurt to see super Ivanovic on the bench.

I'm printing out that post and demanding a refund if the show doesn't live up to the description.

I'll be gutted if Lallana spends most of the season on the bench.

hashtag wankers

bloody better be!

Members of the band Das McManus post here don't they? Looks like I might be seeing them at the Moorings tomorrow and I'm sure I know the name from here. Also Are Das McManus shite?

Reports regarding Mario are often exaggerated but I'm not sure I read anything about him leaving this world/

Also a nazi