Paranoid Android

Well it is on the internet. there are a few ladies here, however you must ask Jake Bassist permission to interact with them.

Nobody here actually lives in Aberdeen. Most are in Poland.

Hello Little Green. What's your favourite vegetable?

I'll remember Example just to prove you wrong! He had a pretty decent song last year though, I think. Maybe it wasn't him. No idea who the wanted are.

I was just about to post that!

I don't know what Origin is so it might be. I had a quite successful night tonight in terms of fun but not ruining tomorrow. Few drinks at a friends place then a bit of dancing in a club but home very early and almost sober. Bring on tomorrow.

If I knew the name of the shop could be taken so literally I would have gone in!

As I put in the ace-ic thread I'm planning on going here tomorrow night. A club IN A CAVE! Tonight a few drinks with some friends, sunday if I'm up for it out for lunch.

Just realised this is a satirical website. Oops is my face red! Pretty funny anyway.

http://christwire.org/2012/01/12-reasons-to-boycott-game-of-thrones-in-2012-2/

Mario could teach him a thing or two about how to be a nutter with style. No one likes a thief. We like people who can't put a bib on and let off fireworks in their house.

I saw Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2: Secrets of the Ooze at the odeon on my birthday with loads of friends. One of the best brithdays. Go Ninja Go Ninja GO

He probably has a very productive text rate during his extensive toilet time. Edit - beaten to it.

Being Friday today is ace-ic. The first week back at work after the holidays has been tough. But despite a chronic lack of enthusiasm I've got through it. Once class to do today but that's easy. Should be a good weekend too. Going Think I'm going to a club tomorrow which is in a cave in the mountains which used to be used to store weapons during the war. So even if it's shit it'll be something different.

Apparently Ravel Morrison has been caught stealing from the man u dressing room. At least one tweet saying he nabbed Rio's watch!

Slutbags, how many texts does £364 buy?

But you stayed for the chung.

For fans of community......and baywatch, this is bloody brilliant

It is pretty good. When I stopped watching it before it wasn't because I didn't like it. It's probably a bit unfair (although understandable) to always compare it to freaks and geeks as it's one of the best tv shows ever. If it wasn't for the links between the two I'd be perfectly happy with undeclared as another decent and quite funny show. I'm on episode 5 right now which is where I think I got up to before.

No no guys you're all wrong. Carroll cost -£15m / Liverpool Fan

"HAD TO" lose her virginity twice??? Could have waited with at least one of them!

Definitely doesn't have the charm. I guess it's just that it doesn't stand out so much being another show about 18 year olds at college.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jR7m-4Vc3MU

Whizzed through Freaks and Geeks in a few days. So bloody good. Wish there was more. Started watching Undeclared. Did that after the last time I watched F+G but only saw a couple of episodes. Can't remembered why I stopped.

Poor quality video but this is amazing. It's been ages since I saw this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPym09LQfnc