Paranoid Android

I've just got back. Despite the pub being fucking closed! The pisshead owners hadn't got up in time to open. They couldn't keep the drink away for long though, went for lunch and ended up at an unplanned party at a friends house. I've been quite fine today though however a couple of other people did have real 10/10 hangovers.

I've sorted myself out, guess the hangover wasn't as powerful as first feared. Bit of breakfast, cup of tea, visit to the jakebasssist and a shower did the job. Going to head to the pub now. Jimbo jones didn't wash off though.

I think I need to read some of the FM thread. Soda Jerk should do a year end biggest cunts list.

I know you're right but this is the thread for pathetic hangover moaning not truth. Got some tea now though, think I can face outside soon. Need to shower though. For some reason I have "jimbo jimbo jimbo jones" written on my arm in biro.

Someone bring a cup of tea to my bed right now.

It's the place to be scene!

I'm supposed to be going to the pub for the dons game in an hour. That aint fucking happening. Watching it in bed. I will be drinking soon enough though, I've definitely got the type of hangover that can be sorted out by drinking some more. Some proper greasy food is in order to.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBZ5Le07dcU

I know posting about your hangover is never going to get much sympathy. "Only got yourself to blame" blah blah blah. Well now there's a thread to let out all of your hangover moans. Doesn't matter if no one else is reading it just get it out there. I've got a unplanned and unwanted one right now. Just a couple of beers turning into something too much more. That old chestnut. I'm going to say 60% on the hungover and want to kill myself scale.

shag loadsa prozzies. weeeeyheeeeeeeeeey laaaaaaaaaaads/

If your christmas meal was today why are you smashed and groping a colleague on top of the photocopier right now? TV has led me to believe this is how it should be.

http://bisforcookieandapplebaums.bandcamp.com/album/give-me-my-flowers-while-i-can-smell-them

What was the reason Drakes closed down?

Any plans this weekend folks? A lot of christmas parties happening tonight I imagine. I've nothing big on the cards but it is my last opportunity to head along to the world press photo exhibition so I'll hopefully to check it out over the weekend.

The idea floated through my head a while back of making a top 10 ab-music posters of 2011 with mine reviews for each person and everything. Then I realised that would have been ridiculous. Let's just say that the people who like football are better than those who don't. Sorted.

With you there, the first one went really well. Maybe there should have been more time before the second one because it just didn't really happen and I accept my share of responsibility.

You just got two likes in a row from me. I think that now makes you my person of the year. An unprecedented achievement.

I quite liked waka waka but I think it had more to do with how excited I was about the world cup coming and some possible brain washing effects of the song rather than it actually being good.

Go on, spill the beans. Who are they? I bet Jake is quite proud of himself. The cheeky wee scamp.

If you like the new one there's not really any reason why you wouldn't like the second.

It was in the sun.... Horrors album aint bad. Gave it a couple of listens. Probably wouldn't make my top 50 though nevermind top 3.

What was The Sun's top album of the year?

This year has been bloody great. So was 2010 So was 2009 ....

Can't even bring myself to joke about that. Shakira Those hips don't lie.

Marseille v Inter. Zenit v Benfica. CSKA Moscow v Real Madrid. Bayer Leverkusen v Barcelona. Basel v Bayern Munich. Milan v Arsenal Napoli v Chelsea Lyon v Apoel Nicosia. The two stand out ties are Italy-England battles.