Paranoid Android

Forgot about Graffiti goggles. A great few days. I was quite proud of some of my art.

I'd choose them both and develop a weird fetish where Zlatan karate kicks me in the head while I'm having sex with shakira.

Pique has a huge nob. Allegedly.

Janelle Monae will release TWO albums next year.

The pizza hut thread was this year right? Pure gold. Who started that?

So obviously the football thread has been the best thread of the year but after that what has been your most enjoyable thread in 2011? And more importantly because we've got to be negative bastards what has been the worst thread, worst post and who gets the worst troll / biggest idiot award?

Pique could do it. Pique could do it with a back heel. He can do anything he wants.

That's hilarious. I mean in the way it makes the restaurant look so pathetic. However it would have been acceptable if they'd shouted "Mattingly! I told you to shave those sideburns. Now GET OUT!.

Even when I've just watched it I still think he's gonna blast it when I watch it again.

Di Canio is mental and a fascist. I wasn't aware he was particularly little though.

Oh my god, completely forgot about Philip Albert! What a guy. Back when liking Newcastle was ok. CL draw in a couple of hours, well the show will start then and I suppose we'll actually know the fixtures sometime this evening but I'm still excited.

Picking a favourite player ever would be quite tough. A few guys from the period I really loved Juve would be up there. Del Piero, Davids and Deschamps all make me giddy with excitement just thinking about them. Top Aberdeen heroes would be Jess, Glass and Anderson but then there are those I inexplicably loved despite being quite shit or just average like Nigel Pepper, Cato Guntveit and Rachid Belabed. Zola at chelsea is right up there. Shevchenko (erm not for his chelsea time), Pirlo, Raul, Maldini and Batistuta were all big favourites too. But you know what? Even though it's the most obvious and boring choice that a 7 year old would say, Messi just might be my no.1. If the childhood version of me could have created a dream forward it would have been exactly like him. Maybe no.2 behind Nigel Pepper.

Kesha Sharon Van Etten The Knife Sleigh Bells AraabMuzik Janelle Monae Florrie are all more or less confirmed now. Hoping all these will be great.

First couple of listens to James Blake I thought it was pretty cool but then I thought it was pretty boring. He did a great DJ set at Primavera though and he had some good stuff on the eps last year. Grouper didn't do that much for me but I might still put it on occasionally when I'm about to sleep.

No idea what to vote for.

I go to the gigs I'm told to be interested in.

This post is obscene.

Rebecca Black.

And his other one has babylon zoo!

Greatest premiership goal ever? http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/poll/2011/dec/15/greatest-premier-league-goal-ever-poll

Has anyone scene my scene? I can't scene to remember where I've left my scene. Have you checked you scene pockets? Comedy gold that is.

I'm being a witness at a visa marriage next month. Don't do it for love, do it for the papers. That's a lesson for the modern world.

Anyone watch the second episode of Black Mirror. I liked it despite if feeling like you're being slapped in the face with a frying pan by the point it's trying to make.

Lunch break? I dn't start work earlier than 3.45!