Paranoid Android

I was about to leave for work right at that moment. No time for a witty reply just time for the essentials. Setting Jake Straight. Jake this a spanish omelette and it is all about the potatoes (well the eggs are still pretty important).

No. Not at all.

But it can be a bit too similar at times. It's funny enough to continue watching but I still hope it gets a little better.

Good thing the fridge was too far away. Putting milk in is just ridiculous.

Watched the first two episodes of Life's Too Short. Okay I guess. It's all pretty old ground for Gervais / Merchant though. Warwick seems like a mix of Gervais' character from The Office and Extras. Best thing is they have Barry playing a fictionalized version of the guy who played Barry in Extras who is a fictionalised version of Shaun Williamson / Barry from Eastenders and there is no discernible difference in characterisation between the first two.

Definitely their biggest problem.

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/10/27/adolf-hitler-baby-s-parents-lose-custody-of-their-children-115875-23519130/

Perhaps arse size should be added as a stat on football manager.

I love Ivanovic. I would love 3 of him so he could cover the centre of defence as well.

You see it quite a lot of places here but the burgers are often a bit rubbish. There's a great burger place though that just does burgers and nothing else. Big meaty burger, cheese, bacon, fried egg, tomato and onion. Peeeeeeeeerfect. Made me feel much better after the disappointment of the football.

Will you be putting a fried egg on top of your roast?

I can't remember exactly, it does stick around abit for most of the first season but I'm sure that even after the first few episodes it's much less of a constant focus than it is right at the start. Watched Thursday's episode again today. So great.

Think you'll find I just had a burger with a fried egg on it so you'd better think again about who has the better life!

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiite. A central defence of Terry and Luiz is just taking the piss just now. Both of them get caught out all the time and do so many stupid things. Really thought we were going to win it after the equaliser. The 10 - 15 mins after we had them on the ropes. Johnson scoring the winner is sickening. Don't know what GNev is going on about saying Chelsea have had loads of right back problems and if only they'd stuck with youth we could have Glen Johnson. He may have scored, but he's still shit.

Who does? Except us glory hunting fairweather fans of course.

I have low standards for friends. Sit next to me, chat a bit and drink lots of beer. It's all I ask really.

Becoming more and more convinced Liverpool are going to win today. I suppose at least I'll be prepared if it does happen. I can't even bring myself to predict a Torres hat trick which is what I feel I'd usually do.

I made it to the 1 minute mark.

I saw Brand New once. They were supporting Finch What the hell was I doing there? Stupid friends. It was so awful. I really don't remember anything about Brand New. Except they probably aren't as bad as Finch.

5 years since Silent Shout! There was the Fever Ray album and they did do that collaborative charles darwin opera thing which had some good bits on it but I want a proper The Knife album! My favourite song of theirs.

What is YFW? and Daisy? Who are these albums by???

Both songs are fantastic but The Knife do probably just take the heartbeat title. I wish they would stop fucking around and get another album out!

Last night was ace. Florrie was wonderful. She didn't come on to nearly 3 so I was quite drunk and danced through the whole set. The only bad part was the club is like a fucking maze and it took me forever to find my mates who had fucked off to see modeselektor. Every turn I took I came back to the same room, I thought I was going crazy. Modeselektor would good too though once I was able to find them.

Oh God. I AM ASHAMED! I absolutely love Annie. And Heartbeat is an amazing song. Jake is just wrong! Florrie was awesome last night! But she didn't play one of my favourite songs which is very disappointing because otherwise she played pretty much every song she has!

You love me too Jake, just look at my signature.