Paranoid Android

Someone tell me all the changes that have been made to the site so I don't have to slowly find them all out for myself. I see rep points have gone.

Seems to have been a big rise in that sort of thing recently. Especially in eastern Europe with Spain and Italy being bad too. Really needs to be cracked down upon.

Testing Edit - what the fuck is this capital prejudice???

Maybe if it was Rum & Raisin. what a shit joke

Fixgasmic

Why can't we make posts typed all in caps?

It's a conspiracy!!!!

non-seedless grapes. Just realised I made a mistake when buying fruit the other day. Every grape I eat has at least 3 seeds in it. Booooooooo.

5 days is about the worst length of time to go without shaving for. I could be in the world's most expensive suit driving the world's most expensive car and I'd still look like a homeless bum with 5 days of pathetic beard growing on my face.

How are you going to match people up? You should film yourself making an fa cup style draw. Get some celebs to help draw the balls.

Bloody hell that's an awesome line up. Liquid Swords as well. Blackstar,Erykah Badu, Big K.R.I.T, Mobb Deep laods of great stuff. Pet Hate: ca_gere informing me about great things I can't go to!

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Awesome line.

Time for a name change. I don't want to be an android with hemorrhoids.

A bit of simple butter on the bread is way ahead of mayo.

this is the one thread where repetition is appreciated.

Mayo is weak. Adds nothing.

Roid Droid makes me sounds like someone who's taken so many steroids they have become as strong as a robot. I'm not strong. Lifting my laptop is trouble.

Somebody wrote in to the beeb yesterday some wise fin spoiling words asking how come that in these days of smart phones no one ever gets a photo at these player sightings. we really need to find a way of keeping major internation tournaments but losing the shitty qualifying.

How could this happen? We started out like Romeo and Juliet but it ended up in tragedy!

And Sky yesterday said, hold on exciting news for man u fans coming up. and then never mentioned it again. lying fucks.

So this is what it feels like when doves cry!

Mine is just a mishmash jumble of the main things I've been listening to lately. Including at least one song from reality tv contest winners!

As soon as I saw this thread updated I wanted to come in and post this quote. It's so good. If we ever end up in a political election contest you can definitively say you are one step ahead of me. At least in terms of Simpsons quotes. But nothing is more important than that.