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Alkaline was definitely created in a laboratory.

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27 in a few months. I meant she looks old for her age. Her body is looking great but her face definitely seems to be showing the effects of all that time spent off the rails. [edit] I obviously still would

She looks old.

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hoho *high 5*

regrettably I did just do that search for you. Too many penises not enough backs. I did however find this piece of art. Pretty much matches what you described. ]

I bet there is someone who already has that.

Tattoo a penis on his head just for good measure

You're screwed.

Don't tell him, it's a trick! He's going to turn up with a pure un-pierced face and steal the job out from under you!

Yes absolutely. No time for failures like that in my company.

I'm not really a fan of new signings being made captain. But there really isn't much captain material in the squad right now.

At least he ended his career on a high.....

I'm not great in the morning. Thankfully I don't have to work in them Although for some reason I woke up at 7.30 today after only 5 hours sleep.

haha. sadly she was completely serious.

Perhaps the best episode of Mad Men is in season 4. I wont say anything to spoil it but you'll know which one I mean when you see it. You should anyway.

In a class I was teaching on Tuesday there was a reading exercise in the text book about april fools day and the Panorama spaghetti harvest story (Nicely timed exercise for the start of May of course). I was asking them if these kinds of jokes happen much in Spain and if they'd seen anything on that was fake like the Spaghetti story. One of the girls (about14) said "yes, last week. Osama Bin Laden". Thought I'd share that. But now I've typed it out it doesn't really seem so amusing. I'll post it anyway.

I'm listening to Outkast for the first time in ages. They're so great. ATLiens and Aquemini are both incredible. YouTube - OutKast - Da Art of Storytellin' part 1

Sorry I'm late. Can I have a job please?

After I rep someone, how many other people do I have to rep before I can rep them again?

It was a pretty funny episode. I never fail to be amazed and entertained by the numptees they find for that show.

I really really want to know what you would make of last nights episode of the apprentice! MEGAVIDEO - I'm watching it

My only awareness of Lacrosse so far has been from American Pie and the first black dude to play that game with the stick.

Generation Kill is great. It really comes together in the final couple of parts.