Paranoid Android

It's been a productive day so far for this thread, I'm pleased. I'm away out now, catch you all later

the set up which just couldn't be turned down

Only jesting stroopster. 1st option isn't rape but perhaps only because you return home early enough. The key is that the girlfriend is upset and you lose the friendship. who knows, that could be due to an arseslap if the arse is a really sensitive issue.

I never said it had to go far as rape. I just mean a slap on the arse. You sick bastard!

I'll need pics to confirm that these attractive friends of yours really exist.

Nah, think I still win

Lyrics on this album are fantastic.

SUCCESS! Pretty much the dream reaction to one of these questions. Every time I see a response like "Option x, easily" my heart sinks [edit] that was aimed at J W's post.

to the sun. A nice sunny day is awesome, regardless of temperature.

Any love for the raspberry? I love them. Never understood why strawberries get all the attention.

No can't do that. However I throw in a free top of the range HD camera so you can make a good video to wank to afterwards.

I see your point, but still you're picking 1 person getting attacked over 3 people having a good old time. Selfish cunt. (this board needs an angry smilie that isn't as angry looking as the one's available, more mock angry)

Yeah I'm a huge apple fan. Definitely under appreciated. Eating some grapes right now. Haven't had grapes in ages. Lovely. Bought a couple of mangos at the supermarket recently, sadly one was crap and the other average at best

You haven't even got your first star yet. You're not good enough for anything!

Fruit is ace. What's your favourite fruit?

Sprout lovers, one section of society I will never understand. No one's answering the rapey friend question

Whatever you do I'd miss the cheese from a pizza. an egg on a pizza does make it ace though. A fried egg on top improves pretty much any food.

Sausages > Bacon

What would you rather? Arrive home from work to find your girlfriend (or boyfriend or whatever) being sexually assaulted* by your best friend or arrive home and find her being double ended by your two best friends and she is really enjoying it. *I'll let you decide exactly what this means but afterwards you don't want to see the best friend ever again and your girlfriend is very upset by the experience.

MCR and Pendulum manage to be even worse than those two. Primavera's line up wont be beat this year.

These are the only ones I'd have at least a little interest in seeing.... The rest I don't care about or would actively avoid. Wouldn't buy a ticket to this.

oh, well I'll downgrade that definitely to a maybe. I might just listen to donuts instead.

When going out at the weekend messes up my sleep pattern for the following week. Should be in bed by now but I don't feel tired at all. Thankfully my work schedule means I don't have to be up early at all but I'd still like to get up earlyish. I'd use the time tomorrow morning much more productively than I am now.

I was estimating how long before he got to you. Don't worry you're not near the top of my "Ab-Music boarders to be knocked off" list.

A friendly warning about a Murderer and you're threatening to beat me up. It ain't right. You should see me now, I'm like popeye after a spinach fix. I can open jars and everything.