Paranoid Android

The reaction to your farts in 1 would be like Also in option number 2 you are always able to get away and clean yourself up without anyone ever knowing what happened.

Some top women players have said they would like like to play best of 5 sets as the men do. Lucky, I appreciate the moderating explanation. At least you don't act like a premiership ref, hiding from the media. I'm still not sure why the early stuff had to be deleted when a more serious conversation had been able to develop anyway.

I guess it depends on how much fart control you have, I'm always farting, I'm pretty sure I'd be out of a job and friendless within a week if I took option 1.

There are download links on their website, not sure if they all still work though.

You get the stench but obviously being your own fart it's not quite as bad for you. You can afford to walk briskly out of the room rather than run as if your life depended on it. And you are definitely an oddity.

Is it Saturday yet?

What would you rather? Every time you fart, you emit a stench so foul that everyone in the room feels like they are seconds away from vomiting out their intestines or every time you fart you follow through. Note in option one everyone always knows that the source is you.

I really like it but I think it's a bit too long. It could have been more solid if he'd left off a few tracks. I guess I understand after taking so much time to get it out he'd want to get as much as possible on there.

I think the team this year is the best of Gaurdiola's time in charge. Last season they looked to be missing Eto'o at times as Ibra and Henry both went into bad form but this year with Messi's conversion to the being the central foward who drops back they are more of an effective attacking force than ever. He's getting more goals by being more central but also he drops deep and helps link the midfield and forwards even more fluently which has made him the player with most assists in la liga and also provides space for Pedro and Villa to move in, neither of whom have bad goal tallies this season. Obviously if they don't win the champions league then the 08/09 season will have to be remembered as better.

Odd Future on Fallon jose3030 - ODD FUTURE (@OFWGKTA & @FUCKTYLER & THE ROOTS) - Jimmy Fallon Show - 2/16/11 - TwitVid Probably one of the very best tv performances I've ever seen. And Mos Def at the end!

I don't really agree with the idea Barca need a big man, but I'm about to got to sleep and to tired to explain myself now, so I'll leave it to tomorrow. Valdes was very poor for the first goal in particular. He did make a good save in the first half from RVP though.

8o I hope you had a with one of them. Well with Rose

Crude MS paint renderings of album covers are like buses. I've waited ages for one I know and tow came along at once (best coast and gang of four). Sadly I wasn't hear to get the glory.

What the fuck happened to this thread? Shocking moderating. The posts that were deleted were made in a tongue in cheek way because the thread started with a fucking ridiculous post anyway. I think I may have had a couple of post deleted but I can only remember one for sure, a joke which was repped and responded to in good humour by the target of the joke. I fully support Lucky rathen's coup of the 2010 best mod award, as he is the best mod but this thread did not require any interference.

I'm glad someone realised the true hell posed within the question.

Ugh, how did Arsenal win that game. Kind of feel a little sick about it. I was watching it with an Arsenal supporting colleague and disappointingly the locals all took it in good spirits when he got up and shouted at the two goals. At 0-1 or 1-1 I would have fully expected Barca to go through. I still make them favourites but now Arsenal have something to protect you never know what may happen.

One of the most hilarious posts I've ever read on here. I only vaguely remember them, never saw a gig. What were the supposedly amazing ideas and concept? Their name is awful. Planned end to gigs?? ha, wtf?

Today's question. What would you rather? Immediately after every time you watch a television show you must watch a 30 minute James Corden presented chat show discussing the episode, or never watch any television again. Watching shows on dvd or via the internet is included. James Corden is guaranteed to think the exact opposite of you every time, yet each time you will watch thinking "this time, this time he wont get it all wrong". The show will feature a revolving panel of people you can't stand, most likely featuring a lot of T4 presenters. So in short you can keep all your favourites, The Wire, Mad Men, Breaking Bad, Celebrity Cash in the Attic etc but you have to put up with Corden, forever.

He went back to Shaktar in the summer for about half the amount of money he was signed for the year before. There's the young guy Fontas who played (and scored) in the final champions league group game when Barca had already confirmed top spot. Hasn't played much other than that.

Anyone watch the webcast then? I couldn't because of work. I've listened to Dry and Stories..... a bit now too. I really like both. Think I'll end up with all her albums eventually.

Puyol is definitely out. I would assume it would be Pique and Abidal. Abidal has been playing well this season. He was rested at the weekend too. Leaves Maxwell at left back though and it was him who was left standing by walcott in the emirates match last year.

Looking forward to the game tonight. Luckily I finish work earlier tonight than normal so I'll get to see all of it. All the predictions yesterday for goals galore yesterday were wrong but I'm going to confidently say that tonight there definitely will be a few goals. Over the two legs I can't really see any outcome other than a Barca victory but I think tonights match could be quite close. Arsenal have the strengths in attack which can punish Barca at the back but they will leave more than enough space at the back for Barca to grab a couple. Arsenal need to be aggressive early on and surprise Barca. The games this season that they have dropped points have been ones where they've conceded early goals. I'm going to predict 2-2 or a 3-2 win (to either side). I quite like the system of spreading out the matches for this round. One big game a night that's worth watching while another that you don't care about plays at the same time.

If I was going to announce that to Ab-Music it would definitely get it's own thread and not be hidden away in this one.

Maybe one day Billionaires will have had enough of buying a club and trying to turn it into the greatest in the world and they'll move onto buying leagues. An oil tycoon could give millions to all the BSP clubs, get the matches on TV and try to give the premiership a run for it's money.

Yeah me too, but I only thought about that as I was halfway through the last post and I didn't want the facts to get in the way of my argument. The worst thing with the 4th Official is that they could be very useful. They could easily be watching some replays and give advice to the ref.