Paranoid Android

Who's excited for the Manchester derby tomorrow? I want to be but I fear being so disappointed when City go for a bore draw.

Didn't you hear? They beat Denmark they ARE going to win the world cup again.

At -500 rep points you become sentenced to be a butler for one of the mods for one week.

Can't bring myself to hate Edmunds. I loved the house party too much even Telly Addicts! Those were the glory days of British gameshows.

While I don't agree with most of the thoughts of the Daily Mail above I also don't think prisoners should be allowed to vote. After release and upon completion of any parole period they should be.

Yeah people asking for rep is no good. That's the sort of thing that you would see on any old foreign message board. Us Brits must retain our dignity.

Nothing annoys me more than when the main contestant runs over to kiss/hug someone who has just opened a box containing a low number. They didn't do anything to help you, they just opened a random fucking box It would be acceptable however if this reaction was reflected for bad results and upon seeing a large red, ran over to punch/ slap/ spit on/ insult/ piss on the shoes of whichever gimp had opened the box.

What the hell is this? I need to know enough so I can at least pretend to be cool and up to date.

Can't believe people still watch Deal or No Deal. I enjoyed it a bit when it started in my lazy student days. At least at the start no one pretended it wasn't just a game of blind luck. As soon as every contestant one there was someone with an x-factor style sob story who also had a secret number picking technique it became something incredibly awful.

Amazing. One of the best youtube vids ever.

Although I'm not sure he could do this and get away with it..

I think Stroopy has been on a mission for the last couple of days to increase his rep as much as possible. Once again you are held back by these socialist spreading rules

Now that he's smashing Shakira I'm convinced Pique can do whatever the hell he wants to do.

I hope I can keep myself from thinking of this thread during tomorrow's class.

That would be a big risk, if it's not her cup of tea I might be left ticketless and jobless.

I could try the Soda Jerk method first then if that doesn't work move onto the Stroopy approach.

Sometimes against bigger sides they clearly step up their game and are then able to win those matches by the same scorelines they can achieve in their sleep against weaker sides. It would be pretty interesting to see how he would do at another club. Just as the team seem to have got a great group of players who came through at similar times they got someone who is a perfect coach for them at the perfect time. He comes across as a good coach as far as dealing with the players is concerned. All the players seem to like him and be united as a team. He clearly changed something when he took over as the sqaud he took over won everything in his first year when they had underachieved the season before. It's hard to judge his tactical nous when if something isn't going his way he can just sit back and wait for Leo to sort it out.

I think her friends are probably ahead of (one of ) her English teachers in the queue. Sadly Just to clarify she's in a class at the language school I work at. Not a private student, so I don't do classes in her nice house or anything, and I haven't met her dad. Think my boss knows him though and could probably get free stuff, I'm just now important enough

I just learned that I teach the daughter of Pep Guardiola's agent.

Well no, not just the beer. The socialising / talking crap with friends while drinking beer is what's really great. But it is better because of beer.

I'm really looking forward the the Champions League being back too. At the time of the draw I thought Milan would be favourites, but they're on a stinking run at the moment so Spurs have a good chance. I wonder whether Arsenal will at least keep their tie competitive for the second leg. It would be hilarious if they played like the last 25 mins of the Newcastle match and Barca were on top form.

Drinking beer at the weekend is definitely my highlight of the week, I quite like the rest of the week too though.

You might be right, maybe "loads" is a bit hopeful but there is surely some alternate takes and mixes still to see the light of day. Still it's hard to really judge what this will be just with one comment from Al Jardine. btw if any fan hasn't listened to the Purple Chick version of Smile, you really should. Read a little about it here Purple Chick presents The Beach Boys Smile - a reconstruction

King Becks

Just man up and stick a fat dildo up there.