Paranoid Android

City should leave Barry and Milner on the bench every week. playing villa every week would help too

I think (maybe it's more hope) that Ancelotti will stay and given the chance to sort things out.

Merry Christmas everyone. I've felt very christmassy and enjoyed it very much.

It's bloody freezing and it took over 14hrs of travelling to get here but being in Aberdeen is pretty ace-ic!

Finished work today, got 2 weeks holiday. I wont feel totally ace-ic until I tomorrow night when I'm at my mum's house and not stuck in an airport or on a broken train etc. No more snow please!!

If I get stuck in an airport I want a breaking news caption, just for me!!

If frozen britain affects either the flight or two trains I have to take on Thursday it will be very news worthy

you must spread....etc etc pisses me off too

Leo Messi has scored 51 goals in his last 49 league games for Barca (which is counting everything from last season and so far this season). In all competitions it's 74 in 77. Both these guys are amazing. [Edit] Just to round off the Messi stats, Sid Lowe's column has just told me he has 58 goals in the 53 Barcelona games he's played in 2010.

I have a couple of people who I'd consider quite good friends in real life on my hide list. Facebook can bring out the worst in some people. My mum's on my hide list too. She just writes crap.

I'm not really sure that this guy.. has "loadsa" money.

First one is ruined by almost falling over and looking like a twat. Second one is great.

Just seen this for the first time! Yet another reason never to read the Daily Mail.

Boondock Saints "Are you chewing gum?"

I just got this on my facebook news feed from the Independent. "Watch terrifying footage of a driver ploughinto into young children at a primary school in Taiwan before allegedly detonating a petrol bomb." o_O Why the fuck would I want to watch that?

wherever you draw the line, this guy definitely passed it http://www.thespoiler.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2010/10/citytattoo.jpg

o_O What if you like the song? ....but Stuart Baggs should never have been fired!!

I think it's an awful idea. We have cup competitions already. This change would be as reasonable as any of these

Just heard this song for the first time. Pretty bad

Booo, I just arrived home and saw that the Madrid - Sevilla game was still 0-0 after 75 mins. So thinking there was a chance of Madrid dropping some points I tuned in, just in time to see them score.

Nothing wrong with complaining about a hangover. In fact complaining and not getting any sympathy is a major part of the recovery process. And about Facebook, if you have a "friend" whose updates are consistently annoying why don't you delete them or just hide their updates from your news feed. There might be some bad things about facebook but I don't understand why some people complain so much when it's pretty easy to modify it so you can avoid those irritating things.

Hangovers. Fucking hell I feel like shit.

Take your fingers out and listen to Journal For Plague Lovers