That's crazy. I'd be happy for a prem club to pay me to sit on their bench. I'd be better at it too. I wouldn't say things to the papers I shouldn't, I wouldn't get into fights on a saturday night, I wouldn't demand my wages be doubled every year. I'd be no problem at all. I would give a pat on the back to any player that has just come off the pitch and be nice to everyone. I'd even consider giving up the hookers for the right club.