I got an E-mail recently with some great football chants, the wright-phillips one is a bit harsh though.. Apparently this was the chant at the Man U Game (to Lord of the Dance) "Park, Park, Where ever you may be You eat dogs in your home country it could be worse You could be scouse Eating rats in your council house" Leeds fans at Norwich (adams family) Your sister is your mother Your uncle is your brother You all fuck one another The norwich family der der der der clap clap etc" Celtic fans too andy goram after its revealed the chubby keeper was diagnosed with Schizophrenia "Two Andy Gorams, there's only two andy gorams"... Charlton fans to Sean Wright Philips "Wheres your real dad, wheres your real dad!?" Toon fans to JF Hasselbaink. He even laughed "You're just a fat Eddie Murphy" (To the tune of craig david - rewind) "VAN PER-SIE, WHEN A GIRL SAYS NO - M0LEST HER" (could be easily changed to Ronaldo now i suppose) To Graham Rix when he was released from prison after being convicted for, well, you know... (To the Manic Street Preachers song) "If you tolerate RIX, then your children will be next" To the tune of Lost that Loving Feeling) "We've got that Terry phelan wooah That terry Phelan We've got that terry phelan and hes sub, sub, sub woooo-ooo-oo- "