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JJ 10 Easy Wishes

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  1. No' date=' you're wrong.

    It is going to be an elaborate take on Beadle's About, cunningly entitled Osama's About.

    Our intrepid hero will send suicide terrorists into quirky locations such as government buildings and airports, and let them blow stuff the fuck up.

    'Now remember, the security guard, Ibrahim, is in on the gag...'

    'Watch out Osama's about...'[/quote']

    hahahahahahahahhahahhaahhaahhahahahaaa. scene points for you!

  2. hey there rover, come on over

    red headed lady, reaching for an apple, gonna take a boight...no.....gonna breathe on it foist, wipes it on her blouse......she takes a bite...chews it once..twice....3 times...stops. red headed lady takes a long hard look at randy

    lois:lets get the hell out of here

    show me potato salad!

  3. dance with me lois, dance the dance of life!

    the best 'episode' is wish upon a weinstein, the last one on series 2. it's so ace.

    cleveland: peter, not every jewish person is good with money (can't remember exact text)

    peter: well yeh of course not the retarded ones...but why would you even say that? for shock value? jeez cleveland, there's edgy and then there's offensive

    peter: so did you the doctor find out what was wrong with you?

    brian: yeh, it turns out i'm in love

    peter: oh my god! .............you can talk!

  4. the one where the brains come and attack the earth and fry is too stupid for them to control his brain. dr zoidberg is entered into the pet contest. it's the one where everyone goes mad. morbo the news monster says 'i cannot read the letter which looks like a little man with a hat. hello little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU' etc

  5. is it just me or are the scissor sisters the most over-rated piece of wank shaft cock that the world of music has ever seen. i don't get it. fucking U2?! that's a feeder song called anasthaetic (except spelt correctly) from the album 'yesterday went too soon', or perhaps 'came' - i can't remember.

    best website?

    cock

  6. I have a bass player who can also play piano and an album worth of songs. A 7 track demo has been recorded. You have to like bands like Jimmy Eat World, Kings Of Leon, Coldplay, early stereophonics, biffy clyro, motion city soundtrack, the who and be good at playing drums. Experience would be very useful, tours are intended and recording. You have to be pretty committed.

    http://www.purevolume.com/thewelles is the weblink for 3 demo songs (no bass recorded) so if you like it please get in touch! it will be lots of fun.

    You don't have to like those bands actually. if you like the songs on the link that's more than enough. cheers

    JJ

    mongleman@hotmail.com

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