Dan G

Nope. ....

haha, nice. I would have put that but I have actually already cracked that joke twice to people that I showed before sticking it on here... great minds etc etc though.

I personally think a guitar sounds shit when tuned anything lower than B. Sweet guitar though!

absolutely! I was saying this to ben the other day. Also on more specified listening days when you can just stick on the 'genre' death metal/thrash () etc and get alternate bouts of Carcass, death, Soilwork, Dearly beheaded, testament etc etc etc Superb stuff.

I actually tend to associate smelly, ugly, spotty, greasy-haired, power-metal-t-shirt-wearing losers as the type who don't get laid. And if they do it's with a fucking minger.

i wonder how many people he had to royally fuck over to get where he is though.

Ok, ok. In the past we may have tried to actually promote MMW as being a decent band in an attempt of actually doing well, but that seemed to upset some people. From now on we are planning on going down a more self-deprecating route, and to start with I have redesigned the band logo:

the x-certs were unbelieveable last night. Genuinely amazing.

Says the man who lists the top ten styles of sonic excrement as his preferred 'music' of choice: I hope I'm not as rubbish as you when I get old.

you're just upset because he managed to fit more of his digits in your rancid wench of a girlfriend than you did.

For a minute there Morrison, I thought you were delving into the realms of 80's Prog rock...

no no no, Iced earth will never beat dark saga or ESPECIALLY something wicked this way comes... glorius burden is utter drivel by comparison. horror show is not as bad but not great.

I heard there was only one band better in the world and that was Madonna

That sounds like amazing plus five

it doesn't matter. Black atom are FUCKING AMAZING.

I know what you mean about seeing people who are shit playing amazing equipment... it's seems unfair, but anyone else would do the same. An analogy i could relate this to is Chelsea FC, effectively buying their success with billions of pounds. But what are they gonna do, not spend it? they've got shitlodas of money so they might as well - but I hate them anyway. Some are just lucky I guess. I remember ripping it up* in a guitar shop on a 450 dimebag Washburn guitar (which I actually bought) whilst some guys was embarassing himself on a 2.5k PRS... but again, if he's got the money and wants a guitar what's he gonna do...buy a shitty Jim Deacon les paul copy? I'd imagine there was a kid somewhere trying out a 250 guitar that could play a mile better than I could. If i had the money I'd have the BEST equipment, even though there are others who are more deserving. * For the record I am 99% of the time the worst guitar shop player in existance, this was a one off!

TV should glorify class-A drugs more often. It's an ace thing to do when you're not beating up children or having sex with unwilling-pensioners.

If his fingers smell of fish then it was probably you that he fingered, you unwashed trout-flapped bint.

If you don't own them already, go and buy the following albums: 'Blackwater Park' - Opeth 'Metropolis Pt. 2 - Scenes from A Memory' - Dream Theater 'Stabbing The Drama' - Soilwork And you're lives will be far, far superior to all of your friends (except of course if they own those albums in which case you're not as cool as them, so go and buy them)

this thread should really not be a *sticky* anymore... Hi GUYS!

Gary Larson is indeed brilliant. They even named a species of louse after him, the aptly named Strigiphilus Garylarsoni

Of course, you're the epitome of humour Sam - what with being in 'bands' called Knife Rape and the Cure For Cancer Has been Found

Nice to see everyone enjoyed themselves. I unfortunately can't comment on any of the bands as I was having dinner with my parents and the in-laws. however I had an ace time, and the long hair gagged me... nice to hear 600 big ones were raised as well.