Dan G

Spot the pro photographer...

I think you're a nonse.

they sound a bit like these guys:

Strapping Young Lad - 'Alien' Hopesfall - 'A-types' Proceed* - 'Mirror Blind' *(my brother's band)

I think you'll find it IS funny, Mr (or mrs) Who-ever-gave-me-a-negative-scene-point.

Don't worry man, Converge are shit anyway!

sorry about your lack of hair man! (on the tshirt)

Quik, aberdeen's premier speed-rock band are having a competition to design the best t-shirt, with the winner getting the obvious prize of their design on the tshirt. It's a great idea, but it means that idiots like muggins over here will participate. Anyway, here's my attempt: This is already on the quik forums, but I thought I'd post it again on their behalf to drum up some more competition. (also cos my artwork went underappreciated over there and it took me some time) Currently i'm in the lead with the above masterpiece.

this deserves to be bumped

now you can.

I know you've lost a few pounds Cup Cake, but you need to shed a few more before you tone up. As this photo I found the other day proves: nice nappy thomas.

sorry i missed it. I was doing strip the willow. Seriously.

http://www.nevashut.com/game/flash.asp single words work best, try and win his pringles. i've got 4 tubes so far by saying "turn around" and "you are handsome", also "phone" and "photo"... one more to get.

Best at what? Beating people up on a saturday night...

what a fantastic read!

hangar 18 would be fun...

Hey.. First and foremost, thanks to all who came down last night, we had ace fun, and we appreciate every single individuals support, as a result of the evening, a load of doors have opened for us and things are on up... So, we would've been back down in 2 weeks, to support Mendeed at their own show(last night was lowkey warmup show, their bass player has only just re-joined), but Alex is in South Africa, so the next jaunt will be... Hand to hand My Mind's Weapon + TBC Thurs June 2nd Glasgow Cathouse There'll be a bus again, and this is heaps of notice, so we'll see what happens. Hand to Hand are ex As Friends Rust, from FLA, on Lifeforce Records (www.lifeforcerecords.com), home to the likes of All That Remains, Caliban and Between the Buried and Me. Look out for more news soon.

I'm hiding under duvet with a tear in my eye, My daddy told me he was gonna sing a lullaby, Instead he took his pants off and said; "lets play a game" "Stroke my pink pet python, son - Geoffrey is his name" I said I didn't want to, but my daddy looked upset, And then he forced my mouth upon his sweaty wrinkled pet, "I'm hiding Geoffrey in a cave, a moist and special place" But then he took it from my mouth and spurted on my face. The sticky mess went in my eyes for a second I went blind, And in that time geoffrey wiggled into my behind, My daddy said, "well taken son - tomorrow there'll be more" I don't know why he did this cos I'm nearly 34 Oohhhhh.... CHORUS: Sexy Grandpa! sexy grandpa! please leave me alone! Sexy Grandpa! sexy grandpa! he should be in a home! [please note the alliteration in line 4]

very JR Hayes... It's funny, those lyrics are actually very emo in a twisted sort of way rather than a "oh no she broke my heart". that's not a diss, co I like them.

here are some lyrics I just came up with: You come into my room, You clean up all my shit, You use your mop and broom, I really think you're fit. Your ass is rather saggy, Your tits droop like a sock, I'm glad my shorts are baggy, You can't see my hard cock. I haven't seen your fanny yet But I'd give it some inspection If you come a little closer granny And sit on my erection CHORUS: Sexy gran! sexy gran! come and sit on me! Sexy gran! sexy gran! you're almost 93!

But techically 'risk', 'shit' and 'thick' don't rhmye. Neither does 'die' and 'life'. However smackheads are rubbish so I'd award you a scene point if I had any left to give out today