Smooth_groover

For me it's a few beers and/or wine + TV.

Slough is always being mentioned in programmes like 'Toughest pubs in britain' or 'Streetcrime UK' so I don't think i'd want to live there.

And Falkirk.

I'm impressed! Vocals suit the song completely. Very well recorded.

I would come see you guys if you played up here!

Didnt he get caught up in a drive-by incident a few years back? Shot in the leg or something!

Here's hoping it's the face next.

BIG UP MA HOMIES.

He looks like your average potato salesman.

Is the UK version any good? I dont suppose it is with a twat like that presenting it.

i also hate it when i'm on a bus and it pulls up next to the bus stop and everyone's peering in. WHERE do you look?

I always stare right at them until they look away. If they feel like a 'stare out' then I'll run my cock along the window to distract them then say "HA! I WON AGAIN - CUNT"

For me so far it's Marmaris.

10 for 200 Lambert and Butlers.

Bus service = a fleet of Bedford Rascals.

Friendly locals.

Extremely hot weather.

Kebab shops everywhere.

Actually, that sounds pretty shit. Paris it is then !!

I thought it was quite funny. Then again ...

Fair enough.

Licking your finger to turn a page.

Asda pure smooth orange juice from concentrate for me.

G.U.N.

Taking on the world

Gallus

Swagger

I've been away from Aberdeen for a couple of months but it does feel like its getting more troublesome again. Bugger.

Agreed. Although I suppose it's not much better anywhere else in the UK!

Yes, I watch Streetcrime UK.

missing 2 (hourly) buses

being sick 5 times

paying 3 to get on the last bus home

falling asleep and waking up at the bus station 1 hour later

paying 15 for a taxi home

getting home at 5am

This thread was tailormade for the horrendous night I had last night after the Bassment shut.

What a nightmare

Being started on by a drunken mob is never fun.

Tarty Burn

My brother just insulted my mum and she replied "Shut the fuck off". Was quite funny.

If I was Anthony, I would have clothes-lined the bastard by now.

Wearing a mobile phone around your neck

Opening a door with both hands

Wearing a bomber jacket inside out

Running backwards

Well I'll be damned!

Speaking of Area 51, the book 'Dreamland Chronicles' is an excellent read on the subject, with some really detailed photos of the site.

I doubt Area 51 will be registered on the map. You'll find the places like Tikaboo Peak and Papoose Lake which are right next to the 'site' but I suspect that the actual 'Area 51' building won't be visible - just desert land instead.

My mate once took a shit.

What do women and KFC have in common?

Once you've finished with the breasts and thighs, all you're left with is a greasy box to stick your bone into.