Smooth_groover

1. I have seen The Goonies twice

2. I own an Epson Printer

3. I am Pitlochery

Aye, right dodes she has!

How can the hairdresser 'character' possibly 'look down' on people with a floose like that?

I'm also coming up for 23, and I have been in 'two minds' over this subject for a while now. Part of me wants to move on to something completely different, but would I regret this in the future? It's a bitch because I know how fun it is to be in a band, but sometimes I just can't be arsed. ?(

So I think I know where your coming from...

Is anyone else watching these on E4? How come everyone suddenly describes themselves as a "Fun and bubbly practical joker"

Pathetic.

neil simpson

Oh yeah, I forgot he also signed my photae

Well, one of the guys I work with actualy took the photograph of Willie Miller holding the cup at Pittodrie back in the 80's, AND, a few weeks ago, got Mr Miller to sign a copy of it for me.

"To Craig, best wishes, Willie Miller"

So there folks!

BIG DOGS COCK!

fuck sake

Multiply 99.99 by 1.175

1. Fuck me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

2. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

3. I've got a great big cock!

4. Are you going to the party tonight (what party?) The one in your mouth, everybody's cumming.

5. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.

6. Your daddy must have been a baker, 'cause you've got a nice set of buns.

watches the tumbleweed go past

\m/ aint really that bad, but...

(_O_)

The following are shite:

<3 heart

(_I_) arse

(_._) tight arse

(_O_) used arse

\m/ hivvy metal

(_8-(I) homer

@@@:-) marge

Does anyone actually do these?

'huzzah' is another one.

Fucking stop it

That sounds very possible. The whole description of what happened once the Government found out what he had found sounded very book-like.

That's what they want you to think ...

I'm a big fan of the JFK conspiracy theories. My belief is that certain people within the government collaborated in a plot to remove JFK. However the most shocking part is actualy seeing the footage of him being shot,which you can download from the link below.

(not really good quality considering it was shot on a Bell+Howell 8mm cine, but shocking none the less)

http://cdo.co.uk/jfk/download.php?show=zapruder

What the hell is Space Kitchens ?

?(

They should have this years BB mixed with 'Shattered'. Then we can all watch in amusement as one-by-one, they snap and start beating each other to death.

Full metal jacket all the way

"Hey I like you, you can come round to my house and fuck my sister"

Ah! I always had heard there were two and one was only facial' date=' now I know.

I seem to recall the all-over one got done for duffing up some one some years back and his defence was that theyw ere staring at him.[/quote']

That's what you get for staring at him

I always used to see him on George St. I always wondered what his story was' date=' and if he's ever held down a steady job with that carry on all over him.[/quote']

I dunno what his game is, but he has a brother with EXACTLY the same decor on his face. I wonder what their passport photo's look like...

Would that be the infamous Tattoo Man who always used to be seen on George St? He's terrifying and hits people who stare at him.

That's the guy.

ME TOO! Then we could be street friends. The only trouble I ever have is with the people who live across the road who are always hanging out their windows for some reason. Sometimes if my curtains are open they wave. So I shut the curtains.

Haha, I remeber walking through Jute Street on the way to St. Machar, and always seeing people dangling out of their windows while shouting .... there used to be/maybe still is, a guy called Maff, that has tattoos all over his face - he was mental. Apparently he 'battered' 5 cops at the same time because they "looked at him"

But yeah.

I live on Jute Street and sometimes walk home that way at night' date=' there's never any problems that I know of. I'd rather walk along that street than through the Morrisons car park which I think it's probably rape central.[/quote']

Yep, I used to live in Canal Place (anal lace) which is next to Jute Street, and I never got any hassle from people on the way home....wish i still lived there

And don't forget about 'Mad Mcridick' in number 46. Apparently, he eats people.