Smooth_groover

i think i've maybe had enough for one night (all hail hog for that one!)

Damnit, I wiz supposed to be going to the Moorings tonight (I'm due Hog a pint)

gotta love the guy

Drinks all round for Gumpy

i think ive found a new friend

If I ever see you in Drummonds/Basement/whatever, Ill by you a pint 'nae probs'

oh gary barlow....how we love.....i mean....like....nah he was shit

Yeah total shit

oh dear...

but alas we can still recant the mrs alnak story another night.

god how did that guy ever get laid....

oh.....oh yeah.....oh yes........

"NORD EAD WED SOUD!"

Hahahaha, yeah thats his secret all right. In fact you just reminded me of a story he told us once (half way through a class)

"Okay class, me tell you bout story of me and son mine. we sit in park tuesday last eating sandwhich. my son good boy. he sit on swing."

?(

you can tell it once we dig him up and toast his balls over a fire at a campsite

Oops, I forgot to mention that we cut off his balls and fed them to the bedford dogs

However, Mrs Alnak is a different story

man that guy....he threw a chair at my mate in my hazlehead days...that fucker was crazy!...im glad you killed him!

Haha so am I. Hey I killed his wife as well (while listening to Rock and Roll by Led Zeppelin) but that's a story for another time...

mr alnak! legend! NORD EAD WED AND SOUD!

HAHAHAHA

You aint hardcore until you make a teacher cry/bleed

Hahaha, I'm assuming by that comment that you actually know the drummer. And no, he aint a wanker, he is fucking shit hot on drums

Hahaha. Awesome. I haven't been on there for a while. *goes to see what other losers still like horses*

*Goes to see what other users still take cocaine"

It's fun to read stuff on Friends Reunited. Everyone bangs on about how they still see each other and they still like horses or do computing.

I think I put that I'm a stripper.

Hahaha here is my Friends Reunited description.....

"FUCK EVERY ONE OF YOU BASTARDS"

Well the most iv eaten in a day is 2 foot but i reckon i can do it piss easy. You can buy the 'Giant Sub'.....its 6 foot long *druels*.....*physically ran out of drule*

FUCK SAKE 6ft long? thats bodacious

Poor show

smooth groover and lazy pixie' date=' who are you?

im a st machar mink as well.

st machar minks rock![/quote']

My name is Craig. Used to be in a punk band back in 1996 with Lee McAllister and Roddy Martin (ask Keilan303) lol

Thankfully they all went to Kingsclere Secondary and stayed away from Testbourne and everything was fine and I didn't have to think about them again until now.

Good for you lol, I still see some people from school begging on the streets, or passed out on George Street because they are 'fucked oot ther heed', mind you, I sometimes stumble across the odd school-mate who has actually done something decent with their life compared to the above:

ME: "Hello Trevor, what are you doing these days"

HIM: "Workin in i' fish n gettin fucked"

There were actually children at our school who weren't allowed to say poo or wee. I was scared of them too because they looked like beasts.

Oh yeah we had our fair share of those 'cunts' at our school as well. They really couldn't do anything without mummy and daddy 'taking out the whip'. Shame.

good heavens! a feaces! dont look at it darling..DONT LOOK AT IT!!!!!!!!!

am i right???

Shit hot (no pun intended)

I don't blame her

"Gads, am nae takin a shitey bath again"

he was dead yet you buried him alive......impressive

Thats what he said...

I could never fall asleep unless a bananarama song was playing

Okay folks....

When I was in first year there was a teacher called Mr Alnak, again, no-one liked him. He was a maths teacher. Anyway, one day we were sitting in his class doing the work as expected. When all of a sudden my mate stood up and said

"OI MR ALNAK, YOUR A CUNT"

Mr Alnak stood up, took a knife out of his pocket and ran towards my mate. As he ran towards us, I jumped up, took the first baseball bat I could grab and smacked him over the face with it. As he lay on the ground with a tanned face, my mate said:

"Aye, thats fit yi get cunt"

There was still 25 minutes until the class was over so I taught the subject until the bell rang. After the rest of class left the room, me and my mate bundled Mr Alnak into a potato sack (he was dead) and drove to Kirkhill forest where we buried him alive.

the one time i ventutred into the glass elevators i was near attacked by some surly chav females...they made me spill my drink of juice.....i hate elevators enough as it is

I was once 'started on' in the Bon Accord Centre by 2 chavettes

"Himin cunt, geez a fag"

ME:" COME ON EN YI BAAAAAAAAAAAASTULDSSSSSSSSS"

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Okay, I think The Music have some really great songs but, on the same token, some not-so-great songs. Is this not the same as every other fucking band?

The Goonies used to scare the shit out of me when I was a nipper. 'one eyed willie' ? no thanks!

But yeah, as Jake and Keilan said, thone glass elevator in the Bon Accord Centre makes me uncomfortable as hell !!