Smooth_groover

You have to tell someone they have been secertly filmed before it is allowed on TV. they have to give permission that they can be showed' date=' thats why sometimes their faces are blurred.

I was quite surprised they didnt have some form of warning about the flashing lights on there ans the tv show. My mum has epilepsy, and that would have given her a fit if she had watched it.

But by gum it was good. i would have shat myself. i HATE zombies. they give me nightmares![/quote']

I think the correct term for it is a Model Release form (of some description) I bet Hog will know about them. How shit would you feel if you were watching TV and the next thing - your on it! making a tit out of yourself. The guy either knew before or afterwards what was going to happen. My guess is he knew afterwards.

Anyone else go and see these guys at Drummonds this Thursday past? Excellent show bearing in mind it was their debut gig.

Haha never knew Neep was used by St Machar people.

They also used the word Geek and Freak too

and if you annoyed a ned(particularly kappa-slappas) they would shout "Oh Ma Heed!"

Yep thats very true. There were so many slagging words back in my St. Machar days (94-2000) trying to think of more...

Ba-heed

Numpty

Shit stabber

Swollen hole

Sare Cunt

Fud

detention for flicking rubbers at my maths teacher.

As in erasers or condoms?

Oh god I hated P.E. In the 5 years I was at secondary school, I done P.E. about 4-5 times (seriously). In fact, the last time I ever done P.E. I ran up the wall to 'slam dunk' a basketball, but took the basketball hoop with me. Before I got caught, I handed the remains of it to some nerd who ended up getting the blame for it

Hahaha, okay for those of you who went to St Machar Academy there is a 99% chance that you will have hated Mrs Steel (foreign languages techer). Im telling you, this woman was a total bitch. no one liked her. Anyway, one day we were all being a complete bunch of bastards in her class (throwing books, swearing etc etc) when all of a sudden she went down on her knees, and burst into tears

"FOR CHRIST SAKE - IT'S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY - LEAVE ME ALOOOOONEEEE" she said.

So we did leave her alone, most of us left the classroom (and took half the tables and chairs with us)

Fanny-pad

Neep

Spuzzy

Gaylord

Poof

Arse bandit

Mink

Smelly (what punks/metallers were called by the neds)

Veggie

Tard

Heed case

Fudbox

Ahh the St Machar days .......

Yeah hahaha. As were 'Dosse Posse' 'Puma Discs' and 'Gary Barlow'

Driveblind !!

Man, I remember seeing them in the old Drakes years ago - great band. Good to see them getting somewhere. Good luck to 'em.

And did anyone else used to actually own an item of this ridiculous clothing?

http://www.dreadybrand.com/page.asp?ID=2

Bring back 1993 ?

Lets not!

I remember a few months back, I was walking past the Balaclava bar beside Bon-Accord Centre, when this guy came running up to me and said:

"Himin chief, Dinna mean to be rude or ony'hin, but av jis bin mugged by some bam. He teen a knife ore ma skull - look!"

The guy actually did have a wound on his napper

"Now, ah am askin is for twinty quid - hiv yi got twinty quid for mi? Ah really need ti get hame"

ME: "You said same thing to me last week, and no - sorry"

I cant believe someone would actually go around pretending to be mugged (with a real wound to make it more believable), then get pissed of when I told him he's already tried it with me.

Cunt.

I tried to shoot the rector ...

When I was in 3rd or 4th year at St. Machar, my English teacher Mrs Bryce collapsed on the floor. I stood on her face for a while.

(may not be true)

Frank Gilfeather

He hates the youth of today

Even if the riff does sound like another song, use it anyway. It doesn't matter what you write, it will always remind someone of something else.

If it's your song - it's your song.

I don't have anything against this band. I simply think that Cowboy Dan is an asshole. End of.

Unfortunately we cannot choose which illness we cured' date=' it just so happens I knew the guy that owned cancer and got a few insider tips.[/quote']

you are a complete cunt.

p.s. fuck off.

Has anyone heard this yet? If so, what do you think of it?

He guys, nice site

The adverts are a bit distracting but it can't be helped. Had a listen to the MIDI's, enjoyed them. The Time Machine should be a good song - looking forward to hearing that live. All in all - nicely laid-out site, easy to navigate etc etc

Good work

El Presidente

Not really a band, but 50p fucking annoys me. I can't stand rap/hip hop anyway, but his voice makes my blood boil.

"in da club, in da club yeah, club yeah homie club"

Oh and Dizzie Rascal is a cunt also.

yeah it's a shame she dies cuz she was quite hot if I remember correctly...

the bit at the start where the find the ship is cool though

Yeah she was hot. The grandma pissed me off though.

"lets all eat cake"

I don't think he is naked. Look at the position the dogs are in, this could easily cover up a thong.

(I'm so bored)

(grabs coat)

anyway back on track:

Yes' date=' i've seen this movie on Sky Movies a few times - it is slighty weird but then also totally bullshit at the same time...

Freaks you out when its like 3am and ur watching it drunk in the dark though..

Oh and its funny as fuck when the boy wets himself hahaha[/quote']

lol yeah, this film is only scary/weird when viewing late at night. The part where the lass thats in a 'coma' starts frothing at the mouth freaks me out!

I can't actually remember! It was about 12.30 and I had stumbled out of slains on my way to by the new El Presidente single. So I wasn't really paying attention to much