Smooth_groover

"Hoy! Spikey-heed! Aye you min' date=' spikes! Aright spikey? Are you Gareth Gates or something? Aye you, spikey min wi the spikes!"[/quote']

He also looks a bit like Hulk Hogan.

Puff Daddy, P Diddy, Riddly Diddly ...

He's a cunt.

*Sigh* I'm such an idiot

Cheers

Ok folks, need help

When I press certain keys on my laptop keyboard, numbers appear instead of the letters. Which means I have to hold down 'Ctrl' then press they key to get the letter. As you can imagine, this is really frustrating so how do I fix this?

Thanks in advance.

Craig.

X-Files series 9 and The Lone Gunmen series 1.

the question is' date='what is the main reason for their doings? is it long hair? music taste? what?[/quote']

I think neds basically beat people up for the sake of it. I've noticed that although neds batter people with long hair etc etc, they also fight 'amongst themselves' as it were.

Five neds kicking in one person makes that group of five look hard amongst themselves (or so they think). It also gives them something to "spik aboot".

What pisses me off is seeing a group of neds having a laugh with the local police. Then ten minutes later, hassling people for no reason once the cops have gone.

Yeah that's a real bitch.

Ah yes, Mr Waite came into our work a few days ago and mentioned the making of this programme. The guy is a top bloke - and a bloody good photographer.

I'd recommend 'Dreamland Chronicles' by David Darlington.

Yeah bollocks.

boots with fireworks attached to them

Pah! they stole that idea from me!

Having a decent light source is a good help. But the most usefull thing to have is an eye for photography. This is what determines good photography from mediocre. I personally use film and digital because to me, the format on what I shoot is irrelavent. I agree though, being in the darkroom is good fun, but from a proffesional point of few - digital is the way to be.

For those of you about to embark on a photography course, remember - there is A LOT of theory to get your head around, but it is worth it. Enjoy

D200 is on it's way too...

So I hear. Do you have any details on it?

Canons new EOS 5D is gonna be a hit. Full frame censor, 12.8mp. The price tag is a bit hefty though - 2500.

Nikons D2X is one hefty monster! and for once, it's actually a decent weight.

Nah' date=' the kebab men gave him one, but he was nice and shared it with Shaun.[/quote']

That puts Tom out of the equation then. I agree, probably some minkazoid took it.

Or Phat Tom stole it as revenge for not getting popadoms?

Nah, that's shit though. I'll jump a ned - bag or no bag.

Ab32' date=' not amazing but probably better than most you tinks.[/quote']

Wow, I always thought Logie was a bad area!

Indeed' date=' good guy. Never worked for him but have certainly covered a fair few weddings with him. If you see him, tell him Im asking for him.

He is a damn good videographer [/quote']

Yeah he was asking for you the other day

"I hear he's doing pretty well for himself these days" he said.

I don't know how accurate that actually was haha

Prince of Wales is my favourite bar of all time.

So yeah......

The video guy?

I have photographed a few weddings that he has videod.

Do you mean Neil Gordon?

Nah, Alan Gordon, he comes into my work all the time to get studio portraits printed. He's an alright bloke.

Irreversible

That film is mental.

With the digital revolution there are some excellent film deals to be had.

I have an EOS1n RS sitting here stagnant and an EOS 3. Both great cameras but I never use them anymore.

PS Mr Groover' date=' that is a great deal! [/quote']

Okay that's cool. Hey btw, I hear you used to work with Alan Gordon? is this true?

Yucky Nikon (although the F5 is shit hot if you like film)

Canon 500n (ah memories)

Oh we just got an F5 body in today AND........wait for it:

A mint condition Canon EOS 1N body (with grip). How much are we selling it for? 360 !!!

Interested?

I said "Hungry?" and she said "Comfort eating"

Ha! that's fucking funny