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I was NOT asked for Lord Abortion!!

I take it that this song will now be played as often as Europe - NEVER

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Theres a goth walking down the road with a rat on his shoulder.

An old lady walks past, stops, stares at the two and says "Yeuk! What are you doing with that revolting creature?"

"Squeak squeak squeak!" says the rat.

Why is it so hard for goths to get work?

Because all they can do is mope the floors are depress the buttons

there is a goth, a metalhead, and a punk standing at the edge of a cliff, how do you tell who's who?

Simple the goth is the one contemplating jumping off the cliff, the metalhead is yelling at the goth "JUMP! JUMP!" and the punk is the one who runs up from behind and pushes them both over!!

How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?

Three, one to change it and two to talk about Lord Byron's Grand Tour and creative uses of laudinum in a metaphysical environment.

How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, but one has to light the candle.

How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?

Six. One to change the bulb, five to scream "Turn that bloody light off!"

What do you get if you cross a goth and a toilet?

The cisterns of mercy

Hah hah hah hah hah. You'll be tearing down my statue next.

No the DJ's tonite are going to give it a Goth make-over

Goth pirates - how camp

The Moorings Bar - censoring the youth of Aberdeen since the 1960s.

The backwards man the backwards man' date=' the backwards man the backwards man.......[/quote']

Ok Chronological order - pedantic fuck

Was this on TV recently? Let me know cos otherwise I'd planned it for Tuesday. And you thought After Hours was a headfuck LOL!

EASTER EGG: in the Limited Edition DVD (and in the standard Region 2 edition) allows the movie to be watched in the exact chronological order of the events in the film. The first couple scenes of the regular cut of the movie appear normal in this version, meaning they are not reversed. However, this version of the movie is on Disc 2, is quite difficult to reach (the user must answer several questions and solve a puzzle), and forward, reverse and chapter skip capabilities are disabled

Play it backwards - there is the real headfuck - see if anyone notices

It said circa 1991

Flash says circa 1991 but I wonder!!!!!!!!!!!

And prey tell how old was the photo you used?

"Arguing on the internet is like being in the Special Olympics - you may win but you are still a retard" - Digital Avatar during a flame war on another list

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one Ive never tried before."

- Mae West (1892-1980)

"In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and is widely regarded as a bad move."

- Douglas Adams (1952-2001)

"We dont like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out."

- Decca Recording Company, rejecting the Beatles, in 1962

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Just be glad you're not a French liberal who likes hip-hop.

The whole point of those columns is to wind people up. Don't take it too seriously.

Agreed, he is deliberately being Controversial to get his hit rate up. This will make him more popular to advertisers. Never looking at the site again will have the most effect.

http://www.muchosucko.com/video-thefinalmemoriesofaguitarlegend.html

A great tribute to Dimebag created by a fan. Check it out

If you have got the money go for the 40g ipod. It shreiks quality' date=' and at the end of the day it is a superior product, hence the price tag.[/quote']

40g of music and a 4 hour battery life

Woeful

Death. To. SonicStage.

No need to use any software with the i-river' date=' just drag and drop.

A beautiful machine

Great battery life

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Your wasted here Pat' date='[/quote']

Seconded

do people eat giraffes graeme?

only if they can catch them

Who actually died...because I heard it was Vinnie Paul as well...because when I went to the official Pantera site...that is what it said...but then later...it had changed to just Dimebag...I'm so confused!

Still...a piece of my rock and roll heart died yesterday!!!!

xXscottXx

http://www.nbc4i.com/news/3987138/detail.html

Local News Station

Only Dimebag from the band and the security guy The other three were crowd members

Our Loss

I work with people that are not this intelligent. Is this 'Brain in a dish' at Uni learning to become an engineer.

and he was a remarkabley good elvis too' date=' i thought[/quote']

"James Bubba Bond" has quite a good ring to it

seconded!

as long as he gets to have his chainsaw hand!

Didn't need the chainsaw as Elvis and he still kicked the Mummy's ass

CJ always the belle of the ball. Your selection as always is wonderful