Stroopy121

Especially with that russian logo thing on your hat. xx

Does counterstrike exist on xbox or am I imagining that? xx

Worst of it is, if the original post doesn't have a price or trade options, even if you name a price a few comments down a lot of folks won't bother reading the whole conversation to see, they'll just move on. xx

Wait, FUCK! I've been sucked into your fucking band banter again haven't I?! xx

He'll have an orgasm? xx

Good lesson. What is the onemanarmy/dangerclose thing? xx

I have no idea what you're talking about here? xx

Yeah, £30 a year to keep your personal details safe is pretty shocking! xx

Get married. Best of both worlds. Eventually the sex just disappears and you find yourself magically freed of the burden of it. xx

Virgin. xx EDIT: Virgins.

I don't mind it, but tbh no matter how bad it is I'd play it until I prestige anyway. I do prefer Black Ops though, but the whole earn points - buy upgrades thing fucks me off. BUT, I prefer that than having to level up yourself as well as levelling up EACH FUCKING WEAPON to unlock different scopes et al. Why not just reach level 10, unlock this gun and all it's gubbins to choose from, eh?! EH!?!?!? xx

Black Ops sounds good to me. Stroopy121, add me. xx

It's a date! (as long as the wife lets me...) xx

I don't own BF3, but I'd be up for getting some GoW, MW/BlackOps/MW2 or Halo going over the weekend? xx

This is lifted straight from another forum I frequent - the trading forums rules and FAQ: Rules: Items that are not allowed to be sold here under any circumstances: Firearms, controlled substances, counterfeit items. All sales are subject to approval by site administration. If you are not sure that the item you wish to sell or use as a trade with another member is appropriate, please contact a moderator, or site administration via the Contact Us link at the bottom of the page. No Ebay or other auctions. Threads started with the intent to advertise an auction will be deleted. Links to auctions will only be allowed if posted as a reply to an existing (at least one week old) thread originally advertising the direct sale of the same item. Mark Sold Items If your item sells, close your thread (see above) NO Piggybacking Do not mention your item for sale in another's thread. Only list your items in threads you start. Excessive Bumping of Ads is not permitted. 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Your opinion is irrelevant and unwelcome unless -specifically- asked for. There are -thousands- of items up for sale on the tb classifieds. If you don't like a particular seller, or a particular item, don't post about it, don't comment about it, don't pm the seller about it. Just move on to something else that more acutely strikes your fancy. Q: Does TalkBass provide any form of buyer/seller protection in the event of a problem? A: Transactions between TalkBass members are done at their own risk. TalkBass administrators and moderators do not guarantee that the transactions members choose to engage in are safe and that the descriptions provided by sellers are accurate. Members who choose to buy/sell gear through the TalkBass Classifieds understand that TalkBass, its administrators and moderators are not liable for any loss that may occur due to the use of the Classifieds Forum. But if loss does occur, make sure you leave the other user negative feedback, to help out the TB populus when dealing with this user in the future. xx

Jokes on all of you. It's a little known fact that every funny picture on the internet comes directly from me. I actually post them all on a super-ultimate-hipster-nerd website way before those losers at 4chan get a look in. It was we who killed Steve Jobs for blurring the line between 'hipster phone' and 'most popular piece of shit on the fucking planet.' The cunt, what good are hipster ethics if just anyone can have them. We also wrote V and manufacture all the masks that those annonymous 4chan dicks keep buying from wal*mart and making us richer. Funny thing is, they buy the masks with their credit/bank cards so we have a record of almost all of them. xx

Tank Girl is the man too. And yeah, I was gonna say Jnr models are the boy, but the sentence didn't have as nice a ring to it and I didn't expext anyone to get the reference. #egg #myface xx

Are there more? PLEASE DEAR GOD LET THERE BE MOAR! xx

Gibson Jnr models are the man. xx

Isn't that the one with Britney Spears in it? xx

Awh, we might have seen what happened when you got past the red bars xx

I'm glad I sold my SG to someone who isn't you. xx

It's not quite as retarded an idea as it sounds. You live on a fuckload of fruit and veg juice only for a few days with some wheatgrass and other disgusting hippy shit thrown in which apparantley stops your body from thinking it's "starving" and holding on to all the fat in there. After that, you slowly re-introduce healthy food and go back to a "normal" but healthy diet. The main reason for it is just to give the long-term healthy eating and exercise a kick start. Otherwise I'd cave and snack on bags of crisps and shit and tell myself that since I was at the gym in the morning that it's OK. Quick-fix diets never actually work, but it's a good way to re-align my views on eating. For example, today I 'cheated' and had a wee salad for lunch rather than just a juice. Which is a fuckload better than having a sandwich or whatever for lunch and if you decide to be a bit naughty you add a Mars bar to it. Or something. xx

Like the cheese with the holes. xx

Weight loss. Living on raw fruit and veg juice for a week, because I'm obviously far too happy and need to take one of the best things about life away from myself. If I stopped wanking I'd kill myself and everyone around me before the end of the week. QFT. Fucking baffling mindset. Less than a week at work will earn the top earners my monthly salary but they refuse to take a few days off over the year because they claim they can't afford it?! I understand that the more you earn the more you become dependant on the income, but I'd sincerely hope that raking in something in the area of £8,000 a month before tax would never become what I needed to get by! xx