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I have degus now and they are amazing pets. Really sociable, not smelly at all and cute as motherfuckers. xx

Yeah milk scalds fairly easily. That said, apparantley if you scald the milk for a latte it can kill the lactose in it and makes it drinkable for those with intolerances. So I hear, if you try that and it kills you, it's not my fault. xx

Yeah I had pet rats, Wart and Merlin, and they were among the lovliest pets I've had. That said, domestic rats and wild New York rats are unlikely to be very similar. xx

Jet Pilot is such a tune! Cracking record! xx

So... you're jealous? xx

Tim Minchin and the Heritage Orchestra I know there are a lot of haters here but I really can't say enough good things about this record. I'm a lover of Tim's work anyway but he excels himself here. If you're unfamiliar with him or not a fan then check "The Fence" out on youtube - the melody is absolutely wonderful, the whole song is a lot of fun whilst still saying something worthwhile rather than just being a joke. xx

I can see the appeal. Alone it might be a bit rubbish but a night in with the Mrs and the cat can often call for a bottle of wine, or a gin, or whisky etc. I can't see why it couldn't be the same with a nice coffee. xx

Romeo and Juliet Baz Lurhmann's modern-day interpretation of Shakespeare's classic tale with everything modernised expect the dialogue. A really interesting idea mostly excecuted really, really well. It's a bit cheesy and would be tough to follow if you weren't familiar with Shakespeare but it's enjoyable and fairly innovative. 7/10 Bad Teacher Fucking excellent. Despite having a protagonist who's a fucking deplorable cunt, it's really funny - proper belly laugh funny - and an enjoyable enough story: A gold digging school teacher gets dumped by her rich fiance and, much to her dismay, doesn't get to quit her job and be a kept woman - she instead has to keep working and find another sugar-daddy. Jason Segal is the man. As easy-viewing comedies go, it's up there with Anchorman and Bruce Almighty IMHO. 9/10. xx

Not my cup of tea but it's a pretty catchy tune, well produced and I really like the video - nice and simple and a bit of fun. Good work! xx

Made in 2000 in the USA, all original, Heritage Cherry translucent finish. Some players wear on the back but none of it breaches the cellulose coating. Small scuffs on the bottom edge under the jack/controls, all pictured below. Comes with original Gibson hardcase and warranty certificate. These are shifting for anything from £700 on eBay. First offer around that mark will take her but don't be afraid to make an offer. Want to ship locally because who can be arsed with posting a guitar? xx

Pretty backwards kind of revenge. If anything it'd be an improvement. xx

Jesus, what the fuck did you eat?? xx

It was an option, but it wasn't a challenge. xx

I once fucked a chick who left a turd on my bathroom floor. Just one single turd. It looked like she'd taken a shit as normal then fished out one snickers kingsize-sized log and placed out about 2 feet infront of the shitter. The place was immaculate otherwise. Absolutely no idea how it happened. xx

I've been wanting to go to these events for ages. The gist is that there are interesting performers (often burlesque dancers or similar) who come along and pose and anyone who wants to can come along and take part in a life-drawing session. There's generally a huge mix of talent levels, it's very much an "anyone can come along" type affair. I'm putting on a Burlesque night in a few weeks through Hero Next Door and am toying with the idea of hosting a Dr Sketchy (or similar event) through the day. Would anyone be interested in such a thing? Any other would-be artists out there? xx

Where the fuck does this happen!? I want in! xx

Fuck you. You're super-gay. xx

Wrong. Wait, isn't that guitar you had on Friday dual 'bucker? xx

Calling his second record Page One is gay. xx

Humbucker in the bridge and tele neck pup and you've got a dreamboat guitar there. xx

What games? xx

Were the hounds..? xx

Like I said, take the door off but leave the hood there. Something's obviously freaked her out - could be that by putting her in there yourself you've now made her scared of it, or she associates it with being in trouble. The other option is, if you happen to still have the old tray, have both sitting out for her. xx

It's actually pretty easy with the aid of cruise control; just set your speed, make sure you've got an easy section of road (dual carriageway is good) and get the passenger to hold the wheel. One could argue that I wasn't technically driving while pissing, just sitting in the driver's seat. xx

I once took a shit out of a moving vehicle. I've also pissed out of a car which I was driving at the time. xx