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I'd put Slutbags in there instead of AdamEW. xx

Hell. xx

As long as you pay your money you can =] xx

This is NOT today, it's next Friday. I am an idiot. Please come, it'll be amazing! xx

For the cat lovers, some of the best LOLs I've had in rather a time. http://www.breadedcats.com/ xx

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Another Evening of Burlesque in aid of PAPYRUS (prevention of young suicide) http://www.papyrus-uk.org/ If Valentine's Day didn't bring you the one you love, try finding them at our Valentine's Masquerade with prizes for the best-dressed lady and gent in a full masked costume! Not only that but we'll be bringing you some of the finest Burlesque acts Scotland has to offer with performances from Dolly Tartan The Pocket-Sized pin-up Princess from Glasgow. Cheeky, cute and sexy, Dolly's routines are sure to enchant and entertain your audience. http://www.dollytartan.com/ Tom DeLish Tom DeLish was recently mentioned in Burlesque Bible as the one to watch on the Scottish Burlesque scene ... toned and rangy as a racehorse, striking poses and throwing shapes, all pelvic thrust and defiant eyes. Had Hen Broon hung out at Studio 54 he might have looked rather like Tom DeLish. www.facebook.com/TomDeLish www.tomdelishboylesque.com Scarlett Flame the girl who makes you want to play with fire, performing across the UK and Europe, Scarlett Flame brings you the dark side of burlesque. http://www.scarlettflame.co.uk/ Whisky Blitz Having been introduced as one of Glasgow's 'Burlesque Sweethearts', Whisky has constantly been going from strength to strength after making her debut back in May 2009. She has charmed the hearts of many Scots up and down the country with her cheeky grin and dominant stage presence. www.facebook.com/whiskyblitzburlesque www.whiskyblitz.weebly.com Miss Molly Teaser Sweet like chocolate, Miss Molly Teaser is renowned for her comedic quips and cabaret lips performing dazzling dance to sultry sing-and-fling burlesque. This curvaceous cutie is guaranteed melt in the middle material. https://www.facebook.com/pages/Miss-Molly-Teaser-3/290918026972?sk=wall Kari Von Regardless A rising burlesque performer and visual artist who always brings her own brand of gutsy humour to the stage! Whether dabbling in the macabre or turning your childhood board games into a decadent drag king's dream, she will surprise you every time and have the audience roaring with laughter https://www.facebook.com/pages/Kari-Von-Regardless/359012437457599 and Magenta Lust Lust by name, Lust by nature - this fire eating, knife twirling seductress is a performer from the East Coast of Scotland. A newcomer to the scene, Magenta Lust has taken Dundee by storm since October 2009 and strives to perfect her art. While Mz Lust offers exceptionally teasing entertainment for every audience, her love of all things burlesque can be seen in every act. As an audience member, you are sure to be captivated by every daring and passionate performance. Some fabulous music shall be provided by Chris Gorman of https://www.facebook.com/chrisgorm and also a musical number from Tom DeLish both are guaranteed to entertain. We'll also have Pole Pursuits owner Cat Spence and instructors, Alli Murray Diane Watson & Sarah Singer with some impressive pole dancing performances https://www.facebook.com/polepursuits We'll also have a selection of stalls upstairs on the balcony selling trinkets and such: www.alternativefrock.co.uk http://antoinette.bigcartel.com/ https://www.facebook.com/KissMyKunst / http://www.KissMyKunst.com/ https://www.facebook.com/handmadebylouise https://www.facebook.com/weetootie https://www.facebook.com/pages/Vanity-Flair-Jewellery/150705101646221 Tickets will be on sale in advance for £6 at http://heronextdoor.bigcartel.com/ please note that tickets will not be sent out, but held for you on the door, all you need is your name and reference number on the night and you're all set! Also available at One Up Records on Belmont Street, instead of getting an actual ticket they will put you on a guest list and give you a reference number for the night. This saves us on printing costs as it's a charity event! Alternatively you can pay at the door on the night for £8 Dress code, masked ball of course! For more information get in touch! For those of you who don't want to buy a mask, we will have a make up artist to do all the hard work for you! http://www.facebook.com/Oblivionmakeup xx

Could someone look up the bit in scrubs when Dr Cox writes JD a perscription for two testicles and post it in reply to Lucky..? Much appreciated. xx

Jesus, they make you that ugly? xx

Absolutely brilliant record! The Dirty Glass is such a tune! I've been rediscovering the greatness of Flogging Molly recently too! xx

I would post this in the LOL pics thread, but fuck the haters, they don't deserve it. xx

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The more you feed him, the more he'll shit. Count your blessings if it's only one a day! xx

Also - I know it's cute when a kitten play fights with you, but try to discourage it by putting him down when he scratches/bites and don't pay him attention when he does. It took a lot of work to stop my cat doing that when he suddenly became big enough for his play biting to be fucking painful! xx

Look, cunts, I don't pop up in the football thread where you're all bleating on about a bunch of cunts playing a cunty game for cuntish amounts of money kicking a ball around a patch of grass while millions of cretinous cunts swing on their fucking tyres and chant and cheer. If I can leave you cunts be to discuss a topic which I think has no fucking place on a "music forum" then fuck off back there and leave the cat thread in peace. Cunts. Get off my fucking porch and leave my cat alone. xx

Best. Thread. Ever. xx

Ultra fine clumping litter does an alright job of holding the pissy, shitty smell in. I recommend one of the litter trays with a lid and a cat-flap door. Godsend. Be sure to keep the door off for the first while until cat gets used to it, and put a step or something for it to get in if the door is too high for a kitten. xx

Ohh, she went ahead with it alright... xx

FUCK YOU TEABAGS YOU'RE FUCKING SHIT! XX

Amazing picture. I shall post some of my cat if I remember when I get home tonight. Cats are the best. I enjoy when my cat gets scared by something, tries to run but fails to develop traction on the laminate floor and proceeds to do a feeline variant of the Charlston for a short while. xx

Play nice. At least there's one new member joined up and becoming a regular contributor! xx

Ahhhh so that'll be why when giving a piss test doctors ask you to try to catch the middle of the stream, rather than the start of the flow! xx

Dibs on Lucky's Staff position. xx

I fucking love cats. Mine has an elephant teddy about twice it's size and walks around the house trying to carry it. Endless fun. But yeah, I dunno how true the tv/radio thing is, make sure there's plenty toys for him/her and somewhere warm for him to curl up and sleep and all'll be swell. xx

We'll see how interest in this discussion fares. xx