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D'you rekon the mods would close a "lets talk about piss" thread....? xx

I may be mistaken, but I was led to believe this is a misconception - that in reality urine is sterile until it reaches your pisshole, at which point it becomes immediately contaminated...? I could be wrong though, it's happened once before! xx

Or, you could re-name the thread "LOOK AT MY GORGEOUS GRABBER!" to increase the views. More people seeing the cab likely to buy it! xx

CHEMICALS! xx

It's punishment for eating such disgusting shit in the first place. xx

I'm sure Bruce Millers had one of Smith's (or maybe Dave Murray's?) old destroyers once upon a time...? xx

You'll all feel like such bastards if one of the texts was the last communication a loved one sent out before they died. xx EDIT: You probably won't, you bastards.

Don't suppose the Grabber is for sale..? xx

If yo If you've got one of them there fancy smart phones, I believe you can record the call by going into something like "call options" while the call is active. I have to work from memory as I lost my phone at the weekend, but try phoning someone and buggering around a bit. I managed to do it once when a mate drunk dialled me at 4am to embarass him with later, so I imagine the functionality is there with most relatively modern phones...? xx

That decor brings back so many repressed memories. xx

Wierd; that guy looks exactly like how I imagine (fantasise about) Soda Jerk looking. xx

I'll happily hold one end of an appropriately positioned and tensioned length of bungee cord to form a makeshift portable wrestling ring, if needs be. I need three other turnbuckles. Who's in..? xx

So, The wife and I are putting on a burlesque night on Feb 17th at The Forum. Among the 7 burlesque acts and 4 pole dancer performances, there's also a musical act who shall require an electric stage piano with weighted keys and a sustain pedal. If anyone has any such an item we could borrow for the evening (on the understanding that if we break it, we buy it) then we'd offer then free entry to the night and a hug in exchange? Cheers! xx

Pussy. But yeah, in all seriousness sitting on your hands isn't the smartest move. Odds are the police will claim that a neighbour called them after hearing suspicious noises or something of that nature, rather than showing up wearing t-shirts that say "SODA JERK SENT US" and delivering a tag-team Polis' Elbow. xx

That wouldn't last JakeBassist a day! xx

Accept an invite round to the cunt's house and chop some rat poison into his coke. Happy every after. xx

Tonight - Tidy the house as an advance apology to the wife for the mess I'll be in tomorrow. Tomorrow - Heading down to Edinburger in the morning for the rugby in the afternoon. Get into a state that I'll be glad I've already apologised for. Sunday - Regret. xx

Lars Frederiksen and the Bastards. Stunning records. Perfect balance of angryasfuck and melodicasfuck. I had also forgotten for a while that Cavalcade by The Flatliners is one of the best records in the universe. xx

But she wouldn't be against a mouthful of salty goodness? If she paid for the stuff her self I'd fucking marry her! xx

Finding awesome music on your ipod you had no idea existed. I always let friends put random music of theirs on to hard drives etc and download random artists work to see if I like it. Just discovered that Oscar Benton and Red City Radio are fucking amazing. xx

So was your world poked or prodded at all? xx

Intentional pun? xx

Personally, I fucking love the irony of has-beens from X-Factor who have seen their 15-minutes come and go handing awards to bands hoping it will bring them their own. xx

Knock the zero off the end of the price and I'll take it! Otherwise I can't afford it. Good price for such a beautiful bass though. xx

How fucking long is your lunch hour?! xx