Pet Hate: Mandarins. Mandarins can fuck off and die. Not only are they a prick to try to peel with all the pith thinking in can act the goat and stick to the orangey bit that I want to eat, but when you're taking the peel off even though it's tough as shit to break into, the peel comes off in tiny little chunks. Then it has the fucking audacity to get all squished in my fucking Lennie Small hands and all the fucking juice goes everywhere. THEN the cunt of a thing thinks it's acceptable, after all that shit, to have fucking seeds in it. Do you think just because you're a little bit bigger than a clementine that makes it OK to be this fucking difficult to eat?! I think not. Clementines know what the score is. Peel comes off all at once with no fuss, no pith, no seeds, no fucking problem. Clementines >> Mandarins. xx