Stroopy121

Read all about it. Those fuckers are fast! xx

Would either/both of you know that your partner was going to die in 5 years? Towards the end would it feel like a countdown...? Is it a case of her dying from a long standing illness? Or would you be completely unaware that her days are numbered and she gets hit by a bus one day? xx

option 2. xx

Crashing my fucking car this morning. Fuck black ice. Fucking 4 cars crashed today on the westhill road on the same patch of black ice. xx

You left secondary school at 20?? xx

Was that the Johnny Cash tribute thing? I wanted to go to that I thought it'd've been awesome? xx

Why thank you, kind sir. Do you have to 'style' your har exactly like that? As in do you need to go through the effort of doing it every day, or could I shave my head and buy a wig? Or is my hair naturally that horrendously flamboyant? xx

I'd go with hair metal. Crayon beard guy looks like a hipster and I hate hipsters far more than hair metallers. xx

First link doesn't work for me as tumblr is blocked at my work, anyone care to uploaded it here or to photobucket and link it again, pretty please...? xx

That's like saying "you've heard that song before, you don't need to listen again just imagine it..." Plus, I haven't seen all the boobs yet, so I still have work to do. xx

As huge a part of my life music is, I couldn't survive without porn. Deaf. xx

Jesus, wimmin canna stand baws at the best of times, but ones that look like Fozzie Bear's fists must put them right off! xx

Really? Isn't he ginger? xx

There's no 'j' in 'hypocritical'. Great point otherwise though! xx

I wish I could rep both of the two posts above this. Damn socialist repping system. I want to live in all 30 Aberdeens. I accept my challenge. xx

Do I get to move somewhere nicer than aberfuckingdeen? You may have just sold me! xx

See now you're adding the humiliation of being beaten to the ground by an elderly man... xx

Actually, thinking about this - if you were to throw yourself at your old man and try to suck him off then you'd get yourself ostracised from your family in no time flat, so it's either never see my old man or never see any of my family anyway.. xx

Yeah I was thinking this too, once alzheimer's kicks in he might start to want it! xx

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Does 'family' in option 1 include spouse and kids? Either way, I'd probably take option 2 and just never see my old man again. Send him the odd email or talk to him on the phone maybe. Mainly because the last time I tried to suck him off he let me. xx

Isn' the in Barcelona? Making it the back of 11 that his lazy ass is still in bed at? xx

I'd just thought you meant the egg/mayo sandwich filler in breakfast baps got you back on to eggs... unless a 'breakfast bap' is a specific thing and not just a sandwich eaten for breakfast...? /confused xx

a westfield bass which I sold when I got my mexican fender jazz. wish I'd kept it now tbh. don't get me wrong it was awful but there's something sentimental about owning the first instrument you ever had. anyone out there still have their first instrument? (boom..) Also, surfer, when you start these threads you're menna answer the question yourself too, get the ball rolling. xx

Were you carrying a traffic cone and covered in your own piss? xx