Stroopy121

Ask the neighbours to give you a heads-up if the kids will be making an appearance, that way you can wait until they arrive and stub cigarettes out in their eyes. Move the focus away from the cat completely. xx

I'll give you all the sausage you can eat, love! Up top, LADS! xx

Can't you just run it under the tap? xx

I fucking hate you. xx

I love hot curry. not a korma fan at all, but i'm even less of a fan of this macho, YOU'RE NOT A REAL MAN IF YOUR CURRY ISN'T HOT bullshit. Only korma I've ever had tasted like the inside of a bounty bar with milk and salt. pass. Xx

Foreign muck. BUY LOCAL. Xx

Oh yeah - the MacDonald Brothers stayed in the hotel I worked in. I gave them each a coke. xx

My dad got backstage when the proclaimers played at the AECC. He had a beer with them and got them to sign a couple of tshirts. OUT-LAME THAT, BITCHES! xx

I no longer hate you. I'm a fickle cunt. xx

WHY CAN'T EVERYONE JUST PLAY NICE?! XX

Just because I'm being unkind doesn't mean I can't be polite about it, cuntzilla. xx

I hate you so much. xx

I think he's shielding it from all the bitches throwing themselves at him. xx

Fixed. xx

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22naLMs8_NQ xx

Like a really good blowjob from your toothless uncle. xx

I'd take that as a compliment. xx

Did you also recommend Dear Landlord - Dream Homes..? Found it while stumbling around last night, fucking epic record, the name sounds familiar and I'm sure it was here or the PUNX thread I read it. They sound like what I imagine Rancid would sound like if they never got into ska/reggae and never allowed Tim near a mic. Or a guitar. xx

Tune in to www.doesitfitinmybum.com tomorrow night and find out! xx

Tonight: Friend is having a party to celebrate quitting his day job and becoming a full time photographer. Tomorrow: FUCKING NOTHING. Mother-In-Law is visiting so I'll be stashed in my library/man-cave watching horrible, horrible porn. Plan is to make a start on some recordings. Or at least to stop my laptop lagging like a bastard when I try to track. Sunday: Might go for a walk up a hill with the wife. Bennachie is our default as we know where it is, but we're open to suggestions from other walking enthusiasts? Otherwise, more recording and hopefully some horrible porn. xx

May I? xx

Ahhhhh. The final piece in the puzzle. As I said, it could be shite, but I believe it. For funzies as much as anything. xx

Ahhh the Morph guy! Yeah I know him! So how does the reference fit against Pip..? #fuckingslow xx

Pictures? xx

Google Image: "football fan" and this is the 3rd result... Makes me very sad. One of my best mates is a huge lover of art, cinema and music but he's also a huge football fan. I suppose some folks have a hard time grasping that being a LAD OI OI OI!!! probably means you're a die-hard football fan, being a sports fan doesn't make you a LAD. xx