Guest neil ex Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Take away the 'r'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allstardawn Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 i really shouldnt have found the funny.but i did.kudos to you, my man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 boing... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 i really shouldnt have found the funny.but i did.kudos to you' date=' my man.[/quote']give us a scene point, dawn! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allstardawn Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 do i get a prize if i do? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 I'll post up another joke..I need to see those scene points first though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rachie Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Oh dear... That did provoke a *tiny* chuckle I must admit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chrisfindlay Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Hmm not bad, i think i enjoyed that on account of a shitty day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RossP Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Take away the 'r'.i refuse to ever speak to you againrubbish. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fast Caz Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 well bollocks to you my last enema gave me a slight chuckle but that gave me aids. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorge Spike Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Take away the 'r'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 Scourge, your sarcasm shines through Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
allstardawn Posted April 7, 2005 Report Share Posted April 7, 2005 I'll post up another joke..I need to see those scene points first though.you mean... YOU HAVE MORE?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 My God.So bad it's good, then back to bad again... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
suzywoo Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 hmm well that was rather pish...my house actually reeks of varnish at the mo...god damn painters! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stuartmaxwell Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 somebody fetch the shotgun Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest neil ex Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 As promised..As promised, here's another (cheers Dawn!)Q - What did the police man say to his stomach?A - You're under a vest!(Ross P, more jokes when you get back) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
threeornothing Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Where does a general keep his armies?Up his sleeviesWhat the difference between acne and a Peodophile?Acne waits until your 13 till it comes on your faceWhy do women wear makeup and perfume?Cos they smell and they're ugly Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 hmm well that was rather pish...my house actually reeks of varnish at the mo...god damn painters! shouldn't you tell them they'd get on better with paint? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darth Elvis Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Neil Ex, I think you need to stop eating Penguin's! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindeh Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Where does a general keep his armies?Up his sleeviesWhat the difference between acne and a Peodophile?Acne waits until your 13 till it comes on your faceWhy do women wear makeup and perfume?Cos they smell and they're ugly nnnneheheheheh! the last one actually made me giggle... although technically i should be disgusted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 this guy goes into a doctor's...guy: doctor! doctor! i can't get "what's new pussycat" out of my head! what can i do!doctor: hmmm...it sounds like tom jones syndromeguy: is it common?doctor: it's not unusual Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 Did you hear about the man who stayed awake for a week solid?The police charged him with resisting a rest... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lindeh Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 this one won me a prize at youth club...Qu: what do you call a camel with three humps?Ans: Hump-freeaye, so i'll be heading off now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted April 8, 2005 Report Share Posted April 8, 2005 this one won me a prize at youth club...Qu: what do you call a camel with three humps?Ans: Hump-freeaye' date=' so i'll be heading off now...[/quote']was your prize a kicking? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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