sludge Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Yes it is indeed that time of year again when people far and wide come together for a whole evening and morning of pretending to like eachother.as last years was a bit of a flop i thought it would be a good idea this year if people turned up,got drunk and treasure the season that is summer. change of venue perhaps? how about kirkhill forest?forest BBQ 05.Rather no ring to it than sand in it.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 the words 'forest' and 'fire' spring readily to mind... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted April 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 well we shall make you fireman tanned for the night. but then again you could say the same for the beach.The words 'beach' and 'drowning of a horrible salty death' spring to mind. kirkhill forest is easier tot get to,field right in the middle,not that big to get out of,and has proven to of held many a great party in its time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 gypsies have probably already made it their own Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted April 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 haha......true. just think logically though.*easier to start a fire*easier (ish) to get to*middle of fuck all*plenty of space for tents*no sand*no sand in the BBQ.*razzamattazz take a lick of me ba's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 besides, it would be easy to raid their caravans for mayo and other BBQ enhancing sauces and spreads Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted April 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 also we can steal their woman and sell them for horses. only problem with kirkhill forest is.....no buses go there. but if people chip in together for taxis it wont be alot. about a fiver a head at the most? depending if your coming from town or whatever.plus once your there your pretty much there untill the next morning. unless you want to wealk along the motorway looking for a taxi. which we did one year. wasnt to good. pack a tent. enough people go this year itll be a garunteed laugh/piss fest. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 well we shall make you fireman tanned for the night. but then again you could say the same for the beach.The words 'beach' and 'drowning of a horrible salty death' spring to mind. kirkhill forest is easier tot get to' date='field right in the middle,not that big to get out of,and has proven to of held many a great party in its time.[/quote']Yeh, I can walk to Kirkhill from my house.Fireman Tanned, sounds a bit close to Fireman Sam for my liking. Do I need a Welsh accent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sludge Posted April 29, 2005 Author Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 welsh accent isnt a priority. but a good first aid pack,common sense,and a cheeky smile and youll be on you way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 i can see into the future, and i see the word "flop". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_kazzy Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Spending overnight with this lot sounds like an incredibly scary prospect. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 i can see into the future' date=' and i see the word "flop".[/quote']don't despair, help is at hand for you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 as long as its only the word.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lil_kazzy Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Hmm, I'm sure I saw a study about them giving sildenafil to people with HIV. Wonder why they'd do that. *frowns*Addition:According to my BNF, a side effect of viagra is hyper sensitivity... who'd have thought it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest pop-notmyface Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 don't despair' date=' help is at hand for you[img']http://louie.e.phetast.nu/dumpster/misc/Viagra.jpgwhat are you suggesting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest stuartmaxwell Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 'forest' 'fire' in the middle of.... nowehereSUUUUUUREELYYYYYYY THHHHHEEEEEERRRRREEEEEEEEEE IIIIIIIISSSSSSSSS SSSSSSOOOOOOOMMMMMMEEEEEEEETTTTHHHHHHHHHINNNNNNNNGGGG ELSEOR I FEEL BEEETER Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laxton's Superb Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 your pretty good at rallying the troops for footie maxwell, it should be left in his hands, haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mo-Ha Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 i was just thinking of this the other day. i liked the beach but will go where ever the part is. i'm up for a summer of fun! : l: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 Best-Idea-EverThe beach sucked hairy trout-balls, getting sand in my shoes/phone/crack/japseye and all that pish, plus it wasn't even a good beach with jellyfish or dead whales to play with. A forrest party would majorly rock the boat... Camping + drink + cheap-assed food = A FESTIVAL!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest tv tanned Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 plus we could get pished and start re-enacting scenes from Predator.I ain't got time to bleed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 plus we could get pished and start re-enacting scenes from Predator.I ain't got time to bleedaceaceacei'll fashion a pair of thermal goggles and put my hair in dreads"if it bleeds...we can kill it"PS. You got time to duck? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 plus we could get pished and start re-enacting scenes from Predator.I ain't got time to bleedthat IS the best idea ever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest haigyman Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 that IS the best idea ever.i can't WAIT for someone to turn up in a skintight yellow jumpsuit only to have us shake our heads and say "no..no...wrong film" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 i can't WAIT for someone to turn up in a skintight yellow jumpsuit only to have us shake our heads and say "no..no...wrong film"Then for someone to say "lights out Christmas Tree" for us to impatiently reiterate "no, no! wrong fucking film!" and get in a strop about it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spoonie Posted April 29, 2005 Report Share Posted April 29, 2005 "This stuff'll make you a god damn sexual tyrannosaurusJust like me"I'm in!spoons /x Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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