Dan G Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 http://www.omrlp.com/Monster Raving Looney Party. Read their ManiCfesto... it's hilarious.A particular few favourites:"We will issue a 99p coin to save on change.""In reaction to the old adage, Children are so honest we intend to reduce the age of standing for parliament from 21 to 5.""Traffic wardens will be re-named Dick Turpin because, lets face it, its daylight robbery."eh, Mr Morrisson... Immigration: everyone wanting to come and live in the UK will be made welcome, so long as they are over the age of 85 and accompanied by both parents.Half the grey squirrel population will be painted red in order to increase the red squirrel population. All fast food will be clearly labelled May contain traces of real food. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Awesome.That's my vote sorted for tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mouse Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Imagine paying for CD's at FOPP with a 99p coin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted May 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 To keep up with the present government we promise to introduce many policies that have not been thought through properly, purely for cheap votes. These include: Making everyone a lottery winner Providing beer for school children Giving everyone a quid who votes for us Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan G Posted May 5, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Imagine paying for CD's at FOPP with a 99p coinThey only said they'd introduce 99p coins - not that you HAVE to use them at every shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hardcore Mel Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Drivers will be allowed to drive over roundabouts when theres nothing about. This will make driving through Milton Keynes much more fun. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lepeep Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 Awesome.That's my vote sorted for tonight!are you moving to a part of the country with a monster raving loony party constituent ?that's devotion for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Scorge Spike Posted May 5, 2005 Report Share Posted May 5, 2005 You're miles and miles behind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paulscoconutass Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 HOLLY SHIT.... What happened to the 'Legalis Cannabis Alliance'?!?!?!? WTFEVERYONE should check out the Party Political Broadcasts on the bbe website: news.bbc.co.ukGet the media player up and laugh away.The SSP, UKIP and the Green Party boradcasts are MINT!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted May 6, 2005 Report Share Posted May 6, 2005 are you moving to a part of the country with a monster raving loony party constituent ?that's devotion for you.I did, yes.Happy now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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