Guest ()Papaspyrou() Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 I wonder about the type of people who buy into this crapand that other thing I don't know the name of. Sort of a 2ft high child doll, standing like he's been told off, in the corner of the roomNUttERs Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 lots of shops have those for cleaning up at the end of the day. they seem to be quite popular. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chewbacca Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 i had one of them yeeeaaars ago,dont dis,they are ace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest onlynik Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Aye, I 've worked in a couple of places that had one of those. Bizarre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 They suck.eh........EH *nudge* Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Laura@TMB Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Call me sad, but I actually own 2 of those Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Three places I've worked at have used Henry hoovers. I think they must just be cheap, semi decent hoovers. Although ours is always fucked because people hoover up popcorn with it. I'll never understand people who buy pot pouri. Crazy stuff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ()Papaspyrou() Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 But what about the other thing I described. Isn't it just the most disturbing thing you can have in your home.It tells me the person is: a/ A nutb/ desperate to relive their child punishment days and get off on having it stand in the corner of the roomc/ perhaps a friend they relate too -a.k.a, a/ A nut Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 There's a shop on Holburn street which I believe may be a launderette which has one of those naughty children standing over an ironing board. But you can clearly see that it has no face. Which is very very frightening. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippinoneastereggs Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 actually my mum bought one a few years ago and she still has one. Not only does it have no face, its bulbous fingerless hands are stitched to its featurless head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 You can buy them at the Happy Plant Garden Centre in Mintlaw. There's usually a pile of them standing sulking on each other. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ()Papaspyrou() Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 leave home and don't go back Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippinoneastereggs Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 i have.For some reason she bought it when my brothers girlfriend was pregnant. She calls it Molly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Oh god. That's a bit like my name. I feel cursed.I think Mother's are the type of person to buy them once all their children have grown up and moved out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trippinoneastereggs Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 that's make sense. It coincided with my departure from the family home.Do you have fingerless hands? and are they stitched to a featureless face? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest ()Papaspyrou() Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 i have.For some reason she bought it when my brothers girlfriend was pregnant. She calls it Molly.Dude' date=' what the fuck?!Actually, that doesn't do my statement much justice, so I've added a picture of a deer bumming a dog.[img']http://media3.guzer.com/pictures/deer_humps_dog.jpg Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 No i have hands and a face that are just fine, i think. Lucky for all of us, your picture doesn't work! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted September 10, 2005 Report Share Posted September 10, 2005 Oh god it does now. That's fucking terrifying. I also don't really understand why people keep taxidermy. Unless it's a two headed kitten!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawy Lawson:Attorney Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 I don't like how Henry Hoover rolled his eyes at me like a petulant, sarcastic little shit so I stuck a converse right in his fucking face and then did a dragon punch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 this thread has taken a sick turn for the worse. 2 head kitten! jesus... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PrincessHolly Posted September 11, 2005 Report Share Posted September 11, 2005 It's not sick! It's a miracle of nature. I've actually seen two two-headed kittens. One was on some Auction programme on the BBC and the creepy thing sold for about 7000. Weirdos. The other was in the Animals issue of Vice and it's actually a really interesting article about hicks and how stupid they are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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