Guest DustyDeviada Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 A shame, particularly for their young daughter. Macca has always struck me as a decent bloke, never been sure about her.She will probably try to take him for his millions, but I personally think she hasn't got a leg to stand on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dayeth Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 ahahahahaha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Might as well get in again before Alan Cynic shows up. It will cost him an arm and a leg.Heather will be left out on a limb.She will have to foot the legal bill herself.Anybody got anymore? I'm stumped. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
french_disko Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 q. what's got three legs and lives on a farm? a. paul mccartney & hether mills.q. what do vegetarian worms eat? a. linda mccartneeeeeeeee Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 He thought he was onto a good thing when someone told him she could raise her foot above her head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4989240.stm Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest NULL Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 i'll bet shes hopping madshe might turn to booze and get legless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 Anybody got anymore?He's obviously fed up pulling splinters out of his cock! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaseyBoi Posted May 17, 2006 Report Share Posted May 17, 2006 I heard the split was due to the alegations regarding them cheating during the 3 legged race...Aparently he was carrying her and thats against the rules Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat in hospital talking to his mate. "Well that's me f*cked, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?" His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Apparently she is entitled to £200 million of McCartney's money... Won't buy her a real leg though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest bluesxman Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 Heather always won at Twister Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hog Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 I wonder if she didnt like Paul playing Leggato on his bass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 I think he was taking 'Back to Mono' just a bit too far. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted May 18, 2006 Report Share Posted May 18, 2006 I'm sorry Heather, it's not you, it's me. I have nothing against your left leg"..."...Unfortunately neither do you"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DustyDeviada Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 Just got the latest Holy Moly through and not only does it have this:But it also says this:You don't need us to make up a load of Beatle puns or one legged jokes*, or indeed to tell you about the ins and outs of Macca Gate, but word has it that there is set to be a rather large expos on our favourite grim faced bitch.HM towers are informed that she may not have been as erm, honest as she made out and a.n.other famous man is set to be revealed very VERY soon by CLOSER magazine.The plot thickens! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jake Wifebeater Posted May 19, 2006 Report Share Posted May 19, 2006 She could well end up getting bugger all out of her little ploy. She would only be entitled to a share of what he's earned since they married, and he could well argue that the royalties were mostly on stuff he'd recorded before they met. I hope she gets fuck all, remember that gold-digging bastard bitch who skinned Ray Parlour? She gets a share of any future earnings of his, and that's wrong, wrong, wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 I think she'll get quite a bit. There's a lot to be said for the old 'keeping her in the lifestyle she's accustomed to.' bit. Also they've got a child whose got to be supported. With no pre-nuptial agreement I think he's screwed. As for this new thing of getting a share of all future earnings, that justs disgusts me to the core. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Double Jack Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 as sue denim says, isnt it ironic that by not signing a pre nuptial agreement, it is mccartney who doesnt have a leg to stand on???the whole marriage / divorce / cash thing worldwide needs to be sorted out. women moan about not having equal pay etc, yet it is always the blokes who get stung. When my folks split up and my dad was left to look after 3 kids, i don't think he got any maintenance, but if it had been vice versa, my mum would have coined it in. it is wrong, wrong, wrong. Equal rights yes - but in all cases, not just money!CSA is another classic shambolic example.i could go on, but wont as i would probably offend lots of people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sue Denim.. Posted May 20, 2006 Report Share Posted May 20, 2006 In France, the land of romance, they arrange pre-nuptuals as a matter of course. It makes sense really to sort everything out without expensive lawyers doing all the dirty work at great expense. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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