Alan Cynic Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 People who give their house a name, particularly if it is a couple who take half of each of their names and put it together, like Dennis and Margaret who live at "Denmar". Fuck off, it's number 12.I approve of this practice..............but only if their names are Basil and Tardella. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Or Buggles and Gerry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan Cynic Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 Or Teddy and Farrah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 10, 2011 Report Share Posted April 10, 2011 When Match of the Day 2 is moved from it's usual 2200ish slot to well after 2300, damn golf! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 The house name thing doesn't bother me all that much, but when i was a young whippersnapper and doing paper rounds, i would cover a dozen rounds over the holidays when the other kids were on holiday meaning i had to pretty much just know where i was meant to go by the address, which wouldn't be hard if the houses were numbered more than named. So my pet hate is houses with names that don't also have the number next to them so that you know if your even close to the one you're looking for.Cool story bro'... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 "Popped" collars. Seriously, what fucktard thought this up? Why anybody would think it's a good look is beyond me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bigsby Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 Take it to the confessions thread. The shit clothing discussion is already happening.That was what reminded me of my hate, saw a few of these arses out at the weekend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Soda Jerk Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 Cantona gets away with it, as he gets away with anything. Global immunity. If King Pat did it, he'd get away with it too, to the extent that it would be claimed that Cantona copied it off of Pat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 I liked the bits about Cantona in Roy Keane's book, cool f**ker. That film 'Looking for Eric' was ace as well, must retrieve it from whoever borrowed it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 I have it but still haven't watched it yet. I also have Roy Keane's book but still haven't read it. Should rectify. Heard nothing but good things about both. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 I have it but still haven't watched it yet. I also have Roy Keane's book but still haven't read it. Should rectify. Heard nothing but good things about both.I can highly recommend Roy Keane's autobiography. I've read it twice. Which is more times than I have read my favourite book. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 11, 2011 Report Share Posted April 11, 2011 Pet hate: People who dally out of doorways on to the pavement, with no regard for pedestrians already walking on said pavement. They saunter out, right in front of you, and proceed to select their stupid shitty song on their fucking iPod, or text their other half about the over-priced flip flops they just bought for 75 for their holiday in Grand Canaria with the parents.Watch where you're going, you fucking hoop-wrinkle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Doorways in general just seem to be a prime location for fannying about. Especially the exit at King St Morrisons. People stopping between the double doors, raiding through their bags of shopping. Horrid one way system. Just make it one big massive door. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest idol_wild Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Hibernian fans who, instead of acknowledging Hearts as the current third force in Scottish football, would rather argue that "there is never a third force in Scottish football".He's right, of course, because there are no forces in Scottish football. But still, I'll remember his argument when he's gloating about Hibs having their turn in third place in a few years, harping on about how they're the third force of Scottish football. Then I'll punch him right in the fucking face for being a total dickhead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christy Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Anyone who takes pride in coming third is not worth your attention imo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Hibernian fans who, instead of acknowledging Hearts as the current third force in Scottish football, would rather argue that "there is never a third force in Scottish football".Um, The Dons obviously. We were the last Scottish team to win a European Cup incase you forgot. God, some people are clueless lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jon Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Tsk, United are the third force. Cup win, beat the Huns, currently fourth...erm, wait, let me check... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HeinzHines Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Anyone who takes pride in coming third is not worth your attention imoApart from when a game of soggy biscuit is in place with four people, then coming third has a great sense of achievement (and relief). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Every time I go to Boots to get lunch. "You could get this cheaper if you get the meal deal." I know but I just want these. "Are you sure? Just a packet of crisps or some chewing gum and it'll be cheaper." It's not fucking cheaper if I have to buy something else to get the discount! I'm still spending more than I wanted to spend for the two items I actually wanted for lunch! I only want a sandwich and a drink. Nothing else. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 There sandwiches and wraps are shite though.Their.You're right though. I needed drugs as well and couldn't be arsed going to Boots and Marks and Spencers.Still better than the crap sandwiches in the office canteen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Looking at my phone to see there have been no words with friends updates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 Paul Merton is one of the funniest men ever to appear on TV. He is absolutely awesome. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted April 12, 2011 Report Share Posted April 12, 2011 I have never been satisfied with any supermarket sandwich i've had. Only happy making them myself, same with pasta pots. At least boots are cheap.John....The end of this sentence is so wrong, it made me laugh Do you mean boots are cheap to eat ? (how about shoes or sandals?).... or Boots (the Chemist) have cheap sandwiches ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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