Frosty Jack Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 There's a shop near me, right, got so many batteries, they're selling the things... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 There's a shop near me, right, got so many batteries, they're selling the things...Silly bastards. One day they'll be one AA short and they'll kick themselves. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 My Dad was asked to be on the Aberdeen Come Dine With Me. He said no, had no idea what it was. Does now, don't think he regrets it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted July 7, 2011 Report Share Posted July 7, 2011 All the people on the Aberdeen one were really annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 All the people on the Aberdeen one were really annoying.Bob Calder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 8, 2011 Report Share Posted July 8, 2011 As annoying as the Aberdonian on Snog, Marry Avoid?Pet hate: Getting loads of ace things and not being able to watch/listen to because of other engagements. also, being vague as fuck is annoying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 Butternut Squash. Not the eating of. The eating of is rather pleasurable. But the preparation? What a horrible, unthinkable nightmare. I broke a peeler and a knife trying to remove the exterior, which seems to be made out of some sort of sturdy, impenetrable timber. Once inside Butternut Alcatraz, the actual substance is like trying to chop a brick into cubes, using a protractor. I thought I was going to lose not just one, but many fingers.I didn't. But bits of Squash did ping all over the place. I'm still finding bits of it all over the kitchen this morning.Waste of time, all for a meal accompaniment. I should have just opened a tin of fucking beans. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted July 10, 2011 Report Share Posted July 10, 2011 Butternut Squash. Not the eating of. The eating of is rather pleasurable. But the preparation? What a horrible, unthinkable nightmare. I broke a peeler and a knife trying to remove the exterior, which seems to be made out of some sort of sturdy, impenetrable timber. Once inside Butternut Alcatraz, the actual substance is like trying to chop a brick into cubes, using a protractor. I thought I was going to lose not just one, but many fingers.I didn't. But bits of Squash did ping all over the place. I'm still finding bits of it all over the kitchen this morning.Waste of time, all for a meal accompaniment. I should have just opened a tin of fucking beans.Try sawing butternut squash with a bread knife. Less likely to de-tip your fingers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted July 11, 2011 Report Share Posted July 11, 2011 Dishonest bastards. I was down in Dundee with a friend today and we decided to nip down to T In The Park on a whim and see if we could score day tickets off a tout to see Weezer (my favourite band) and Foo Fighters (her favourite band). After sniffing around for a bit, via one of those flower/hat selling guys we got chatting to a group of folk who were on their way out of thr arena and heading home, they said they had two tickets spare that their mates hadnt used and she'd give us them for 25, being as it was about 7pm by this time. Good deal it seemed, so we gave her 25, and gave the flower selling guy a fiver for his trouble, and headed into the arena. Uh-oh! The tickets had already been used! She'd just sold us her tickets that she'd used to get in herself that morning. How annoying. There were no obvious touts or that around so we ended up just bailing. My own stupid fault for being so naive and trusting I know, I mean i would almost expect to be ripped off by a tout, and would have probably said fair enough if the bitch thought she was making money by ripping off a tout, but a person ripping off someone who genuinely just wants to go in and see their favourite bands, well I'm sorry but that's just abhorrent behaviour and utter cuntishness. I hope she gets AIDS. Thankfully it was only 30, but I could have got absolutely fleeced there... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Mac Posted July 12, 2011 Report Share Posted July 12, 2011 You could still but tickets at the Box Office.Place was like a mire on Sunday anyway. A half hour downpour did the damage, fucking weather.Yes, that's a standard pet hate, weather. Hail stones in July! Good job I'd left my wellies at home as it had been so sunny and nice the other 2 days.... that'll teach me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 Travel pills.Jesus titty fucking christ, after taking a couple of Stugeron i feel as though i haven't slept in days. Groggy, sair and very very irritable. Fuck this shit, ill take the spewing next time thank you very much. Blowing chunks is metal as fuck anyway....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 I'm going to go super original here.Girls. They can fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skacel Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 I'm going to go super original here.Girls. They can fuck off.Hell yeah! Fuck girls. Fuck 'em in the ass. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 They wont let me. That's the problem Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Your pet hate is no bum love?Kinda makes my winge about travel sickness seem insignificant in relation to the real hard hitting problems of modern man.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 no love at all, just being ignored Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 Girls are mental. It's okay for them to talk through my sitcoms, but if I say "what a cunt. I hope they all lose" whilst The Apprentice is on, I get scowled at.Crazy double standards.and The Apprentice is a right load of guff. I hate that too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 The Apprentice is (was) awesome. This series has been pretty pants. Still it's the only British show I'm keeping up with at the moment.And why does it take some girls so fucking long to reply to text messages. Don't pretend you've only just seen it. You're always looking at your phone, you know it's been there for hours. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TelecasterSam Posted July 14, 2011 Report Share Posted July 14, 2011 so true......You have to shut the fuck up, when they are watching something...... but when you want to watch something.... thats the time they "want to talk to you" !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oedo 808 Posted July 16, 2011 Report Share Posted July 16, 2011 Bob Calder.The bit with the Cherry Bakewell drag show was quite amusing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flash@TMB Posted July 17, 2011 Report Share Posted July 17, 2011 well then i would just be eating my own load really wouldn't i, the biscuit would just be a tragic middle man in that, a chocolate coated plate if you will......You use chocolate biscuits for this? Never considered that. Suppose it's like the age old sweet or slaty popcorn conundrum, chocolate soggy biscuit or plain soggy biscuit. Hmmm... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Loud bastard upstairs neighbours partying all through the night. Scumbag twats. The noise only just stopped an hour ago. It literally sounded like they were playing 'catch', but instead with a ball, they were using armchairs, and none of them were any good at catching. Thunderous noise - as if they were fucking wrecking the place, all whilst someone kept playing the same song and screeching the words to it. Pretty sure it was pop chart hit from yesteryear "Mambo No. 5"I called the Police at about 3:30. Fair play to them as they arrived within 10 minutes. However, as they knocked on the door, one officer said "We've had complaints from the neighbours about the noise" then his associate immediately stepped in and said "No, just one complaint, from the flat directly below", so instantly I am singled out and identified, which is just great. Thanks for the confidentiality, shitbag. They could be a set of knife-toting junkies, or just generally nasty bastards. Wankers.Obviously as soon as the Police left, the party started again, within less than a minute, and since they knew it was definitely me who complained, they started stamping around purposely, to the extent that dust and residue was falling from the ceiling, as if the ceiling was about to cave in. Called the Police again about 30 minutes later. They didn't ever come back.Inconsiderate, abhorrent cunts. Pretty sure they are all sleeping now, as not many people left the building when the shite music stopped. I'm probably going to be petty and be a right loud cunt all morning. Max out my stereo with something horrid and blastbeat based, or play some doom riffs with my amp as loud as it will go. Maybe both, in different rooms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 Invest in a cheap, small practice amp that can be duct taped to the roof.My old upstairs neighbours weren't often loud. But when they were they made up for the missed chances. Played some bassy music through a sub on top of a cupboard all the next day. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 I've got a 6 hour long hip hop playlist blasting out of my stereo. The bass is making my belly rumble. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted July 18, 2011 Report Share Posted July 18, 2011 That's the thing. You can only play music. After the po-po telling them it was you that phoned up you'd be suspect number one if any pranks like sellotape over their buzzer was played. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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