HateEvent Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 Didn't know Dan was a hockey fan...I thought the exact same thing when I first saw the picture haha! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 Hangovers on school days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 Hangovers on school days.Hungover horn in class again is it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 No class for another 5 hours so I think I'll be alright. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 People who turn up at the train station clutching their little thermos cup of coffee. Not sure why this bugs me but it does.Outstanding. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 People who turn up at the train station clutching their little thermos cup of coffee. Not sure why this bugs me but it does.i kind of get what you mean, but i have more respect for those well prepared, frugal people than those who stand at the station with pitchers of overpriced coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 Taking pizza to bed and then passing out before eating more than two bites.Fucking crumbs and bit of ham everywhere.Room stinks too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 As long as make sure not to make them in bed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 it was expensive pizza too, not because it's good just because it was bought from the all night garage across the road.it's a wonder I carry on with problems like these. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 Post-razz food can be a bit of a mystery if you don't know where it even came from. I rarely ever get twatted enough to not remember what I've done, but the only time I did, I woke up with some sort of chicken tikka sandwich filler smooshed on the wall and inside my pillowcase. I think I ate the bread it came in. Not sure why I ordered a chicken tikka sub. Sounds grim. It looks like I figured this out anyway and scooped out the filling. Good on me. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 My worst one was raw cloves of garlic wrapped in salami. That was also the drunkest (etc) I've ever been in my life. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 The other day I was was drunk and had a toasted pita bread filled with cashews and soy sauce.It was fucking delicious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatHand Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 The term "bun fight".What does it even mean?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FatHand Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 Noun 1. bun-fight - (Briticism) a grand formal party on an important occasionalso means petty squabblehate it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 So what do we call a fight where people throw buns at each other? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 A mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 11, 2011 Report Share Posted November 11, 2011 So what do we call a fight where people throw buns at each other?Foreplay for fatties. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 Foreplay for fatties.Genuine hearty LOL. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 Scottish football pundits who use "nonsense" as a noun. At least once a week on Radio Scotland you'll hear Jim Traynor or Chick Young on Radio Scotland describe something as "a nonsense". It drives me fucking nuts. Also players being interviewed after a match who say "definitely" all the time but pronounce it "def-in-ATE-lay". When the fuck did that start? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 Also players being interviewed after a match who say "definitely" all the time but pronounce it "def-in-ATE-lay". When the fuck did that start?It's a weegie-ism. Makes my skin crawl every time I hear it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 Nonsense is a noun, it's just not countable.And isn't that pronunciation of definitely a common west coast thing? Certainly don't think it's anything new although it does bug me a little bit too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 Known as a Jamie Redknapp. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 Cunts in the supermarket. I was stood on the squash aisle, picking which flavour of squash I wanted, because I fucking love squash, but don't want to walk away with the wrong flavour. It would ruin my week. This fucking horrid toothless scrote, with clothes stained with ketchup and Special Brew or whatever, obviously wanted to be stood where I was stood, to the extent that she hacked at my heels with her trolley. I turned around expecting a polite apology for accidentally bashing into me. Instead, she looked at me like I was all the bastards under the sun. I turned back around to continue looking at the squash, and the minky fucking dickwash rammed her trolley into my heel again. Insufferable shitbag. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 What happened next? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 12, 2011 Report Share Posted November 12, 2011 I eventually picked the squash I wanted and walked away, then she rushed to where I was standing. Lunatic. If the aisle wasn't so busy, I should have grabbed her trolley and rolled it away into the distance. I did call her a bunch of obscenities as I walked off. She totally heard me. Man, I'm so tough. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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