Soda Jerk Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Landlords can go eat a dick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 14, 2011 Report Share Posted November 14, 2011 Also, choosing to study Sound Engineering, when i should have known it was a big mistake. Minimal pay for hours of dull and boring work. And no one wants to listen to you, they hire you, then tell you you're wrong. This is just a favour i'm doing as well. Fuck sake.Life saving opportunities are limited too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 He'll make sure everyone leaves with intact ear drums, big responsibility there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaki Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Also, cunts who claim to be "unable to function" without their morning coffee. Yes you fucking can, you weak, pathetic cunt!!!I'm man enough to admit the truth is that I just don't do much until 10, after I've drank a coffee. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 People drinking coffee in the morning is possibly the most unreasonable of all pet hates. That has really raised the bar for the rest of us.I hate it when people say "please" and "thank you". Smarmy little cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 I hate that at the end of each month my work puts money into my bank account. Dicks, just let me be poor! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 It's funny 'cause you actually like those things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 People telling me I like things.I like nothing. I'm an angry internet person who hates everything in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 I too hate getting paid for my time and labour. I absolutely love people drinking their expensive franchise coffee though. I hope it is making them warm and fuzzy inside. When someone tells me they can't function without a morning coffee, I tend to hug them and tell them it's going to be okay. They are the best people. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 It's funny 'cause you actually like those things.Ohhhhh! 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Coffee in the morning is essential but any twat who buys one from some franchise can fuck off.In my mind it's not even real coffee if it's not made by an elderly Italian coffee maestro using the finest cocoa beans from a south american country you probably haven't heard of and served in a small cup containing no more than 40ml. And it must be drunk outside sitting in an idyllic square next to a church so old it was built before religion existed. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 I disagree. I hate it when people say what they hate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 One People. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 using the finest cocoa beans Well, that's definitely not "real coffee." Not even a bit. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Oops. Don't know why I typed that.Pet hate, mock rants being spoiled by typing the stupidly typing the wrong thing.Also not being able to edit posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Chocolate is better than coffee anyway. I eat loads of chocolate, love it. Probably why I typed cocoa, it's always on my mind. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Oops. Don't know why I typed that.Maybe 'cause you're thick as shit? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Just like how I like my coffee! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Landlords can go eat a dick.One dick shared between them all? Like as a rite of passage you have to take a bite of this mammoth property-tycoon dick, tied into the shape of a pound sign?Or eat a regular dick each.Human, or animal?I'd like to see them each chomp through a hippo dick. Would take them weeks to chew the skin up enough to swallow, if they ever manage atall.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Drinking coffee in the morning is aceic.Not being able to either have it at home pre-journey to work or do as I do and wait till you get to work and turning up at the train station with a thermos cup of coffee EVERY SINGLE MORNING is my pet hate. Savvy?I used to stop in past the 'bucks for a nice strong coffee first thing so I at least had one decent coffee before spending the rest of the day drinking instant but luckily my current workplace has an awesome machine with beans and everything, totally free. This also belongs in the aceic thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 I take a flask of coffee made in a cafetiere to work every day, so I end up drinking about a litre of coffee before lunch. I imagine my insides are black.Drinking a hot drink whilst out in the cold is pretty great. I salute these public coffee drinkers who don't succumb to the mad prices of the coffee franchises. Toot on, top chaps! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Dropping and breaking a glass. One of the worst things to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 Dropping and breaking a glass. One of the worst things to do.Even worse in a pub, or other fine establishment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted November 15, 2011 Report Share Posted November 15, 2011 I take a flask of coffee made in a cafetiere to work every day, so I end up drinking about a litre of coffee before lunch. I imagine my insides are black.Drinking a hot drink whilst out in the cold is pretty great. I salute these public coffee drinkers who don't succumb to the mad prices of the coffee franchises. Toot on, top chaps!Loads of people who use thermos mugs get discounted drinks at franchises though... or do it for the sake of the planet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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