ca_gere Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I read his name like Dwight Shrute investigates. Jake B assists. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I like a lot of stuff that's posted here. But ca_gere gets the like here, I actually laughed aloud at that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 The office canteen publish a menu of the food they plan to serve through the week. It's a simple concept but they seem unable to follow it. Like today when I went down looking forward to the mushroom and hazelnut filo bake they advertised and found it had been replaced by macaroni cheese (which I hate). I asked where the filo bake was and got blank looks in return. They seemed surprised when they looked at their own menu beside the counter that it wasn't what they were serving./1st world problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 This entire thread is 1st world problems. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 This entire thread is 1st world problems.Agreed but someone moaning about what's (presumably free) food not being 'accurate', really boils my cunt.Just shut yer noise and eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Agreed but someone moaning about what's (presumably free) food not being 'accurate', really boils my cunt.Just shut yer noise and eat it.It's not free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 It's not free.Still, just fucking eat it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Still, just fucking eat it.No!Fucking macaroni lover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 You've got me there. You can't beat a bowl of this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 You've got me there. You can't beat a bowl of this...I bet you put tomato sauce in it to. You're the worst kind of person. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I love shit food.I love adding ketchup to shit food.I'm the worst. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bob Knob Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I bet you put tomato sauce in it to. You're the worst kind of person.Nah I mix that bitch up with matteson sausage like a pure Mastrick loon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Agreed but someone moaning about what's (presumably free) food not being 'accurate', really boils my cunt.Just shut yer noise and eat it.The 'Pet Hates' thread is really not the place to object to people 'moaning'...And why would you presume it's free? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 I've never worked anywhere where the food was free. At best it was subsidised. Even at school my mum had to pay £6 a week for school dinners. Where the fuck's all this free fucking food I'm missing out on? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 18, 2011 Report Share Posted November 18, 2011 Total gave me free food when I went there with Richard Irvins for work experience. Was magical. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 You fatcats didn't finish your plankton!Free Food! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 These fannies holding up my train to work and making me late this morning I'm amazed by white-man dreads. What a cluster-fuck mixed signal of a hairstyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 White dreads are always bad news Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 The wine folk on Saturday Kitchen. I hate them. The bloke used to be a pain in the arse and even made the folk on the show cringe, glad he's gone, but the wifey is becoming just as big a pain in the arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted November 19, 2011 Report Share Posted November 19, 2011 I'm amazed by white-man dreads. What a cluster-fuck mixed signal of a hairstyle.White dreads are always bad newsYou can both rim me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
berti Posted November 20, 2011 Report Share Posted November 20, 2011 I've never worked anywhere where the food was free. At best it was subsidised. Even at school my mum had to pay £6 a week for school dinners. Where the fuck's all this free fucking food I'm missing out on?Offshore. It's awesome. Fact. Last night it was steak and the first one was pretty tasty so guess what. I went up and got another. Fuck yeah. Bring on the heart attack. I'll eat that too. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted November 20, 2011 Report Share Posted November 20, 2011 There are certainly some big eaters offshore. Saw one of the crew eating about 8 fried eggs with a generous side of bacon for breakfast one morning. 8 fucking eggs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 20, 2011 Report Share Posted November 20, 2011 Fuck me, I put 4 eggs in an omelette once and couldn't stand afterwards. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 Shoving a four egg omelette up your arse is a stupid thing to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted November 21, 2011 Report Share Posted November 21, 2011 Shoving a four egg omelette up your arse is a stupid thing to do.Out of all the things to shove up my arse, omelette is far down on the list.It was just so overloaded with food. Half an onion, loads of mushrooms, far too much cheese, I think it might have had pepper and ham in it too. 3 eggs. Then I realised it wasn't as liquidy as I would have liked, and the milk was so far away in the fridge, so I cracked another egg.I struggled to eat it and when I finished it I instantly regretted it.Would do it again though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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