Jaaakkkeee Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Now I really want some Percy Pigs. And reversy percys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Woodsinho Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 You comparing yourself to Oscar Martinez is probably bang on the money.I'm going to start an Aberdeen branch of the Finer Things Club. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 That sounds like the most exclusive club in Aberdeen. Naturally it's where I need to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Why doesn't someone start it in the Lounge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Because nobody uses the lounge Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Sometimes i wish i was rich so i could buy an old car and just drive into these people 'by accident' just to teach them a lesson. I would also let people in lowered corsas out of junctions and then drive into the side of them and claim i hadn't let them out. I could afford the increase in my insurance premiums cos i would be super minted.I'd like to add my cunt neighbours boyfriend who fucking boxes me in every morning, the cunt. I live in a cul-de-sac, I park right at the top, in my fucking parking space, this cunt comes in in the morning, parks about 2 inches off my bumper then he fucks off to his job on foot, so I can't even knock and get him to shift. I had to leave a strongly worded note yesterday, which, knowing Dublin, will escalate into a gunfight and one of us will end up dead. I hope it's that cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 They were the glory days of this board. When it featured bands and, crucially, didn't feature Jake!This. (From the UTG thread.)Yet it's my fault threads derail. Okay chaps. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 If he's left his car out of gear you could get help from some friends and bounce his car out of the way by rocking the front suspension. It takes a bit of perseverance but it does work. Either that or slowly apply pressure to his car with yours (obviously don't do it if you don't mind risking a scratch on your own car) and move him out the way. I've also heard you can call the cops but that doesn't sound like much fun compared to your other options... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Just let his tires down and piss all over his car, then walk away happy with your mornings work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Or stick bits of bread to his car with honey and watch the Aberdeen seagul population take it's hefty toll on the wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 But doesn't Lucky live in Poland? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 I'd like to add my cunt neighbours boyfriend who fucking boxes me in every morning, the cunt. I live in a cul-de-sac, I park right at the top, in my fucking parking space, this cunt comes in in the morning, parks about 2 inches off my bumper then he fucks off to his job on foot, so I can't even knock and get him to shift. I had to leave a strongly worded note yesterday, which, knowing Dublin, will escalate into a gunfight and one of us will end up dead. I hope it's that cunt.get some Thermitehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iOyWR65BAZI Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 His bitch girlfriend was quick enough to complain when I parked in front of her gate and she couldn't get her wheelie bin or her kids bike out. Fuck my neighbours. Fuck them in their faces. I'm going to park on top of the fucking bikes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Or stick bits of bread to his car with honey and watch the Aberdeen seagul population take it's hefty toll on the wanker.Saw another sandwich snatched out of an innocent person's hands outside Union Square at lunchtime today. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 The Craibstone roundabout any weekday morning. It should never take me 50 minutes to get into work. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 I'd like to add my cunt neighbours boyfriend who fucking boxes me in every morning, the cunt. I live in a cul-de-sac, I park right at the top, in my fucking parking space, this cunt comes in in the morning, parks about 2 inches off my bumper then he fucks off to his job on foot, so I can't even knock and get him to shift. I had to leave a strongly worded note yesterday, which, knowing Dublin, will escalate into a gunfight and one of us will end up dead. I hope it's that cunt.Out of interest, how are you liking Dublin? Better than Aberdeen?To stay on topic, something about Jake blah blah poop blah blah posts a lot blah blah 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 The Craibstone roundabout any weekday morning. It should never take me 50 minutes to get into work. Are you coming from Aberdeen or Inverurie direction? I've found an awesome route through the grounds of the SAC and then towards the tirebagger before taking a right at Marshall Trailers and coming out at Dyce Business Park. I can get from Rosemount to Howemoss Crescent in under 30 minutes doing it that way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Out of interest, how are you liking Dublin? Better than Aberdeen?To stay on topic, something about Jake blah blah poop blah blah posts a lot blah blahI like it fine now, when I first got here I fucking hated it. Jesus, you think Aberdeen is desolate you should try Dublin on for size. The way the economy is at the moment, there's no jobs, no money, no opportunities, the government have hiked up the tax on everything (23% vat!) people who are lucky enough to have a job are earning half what they were earning 5 years ago, everything is twice as expensive, businesses are shutting down all over the place, crime rates are through the roof, people are actually leaving the country to find work. The whole city has this horrible, defeated, deflated air over it, everyone is miserable as all hell, struggling to get by and the whole country is basically fucked. I've kinda gotten used to it though, there's a gallows humour about it all which is oddly charming, and I've recently spent a few days doing some of the touristy things, seeing some of the nice parts, the interesting stuff and finding out a bit of the rich history of the city. I've also found a lot of cool pubs, made good mates, and there's always something going on and something to do. Living in a capital city is a totally different experience because there's always so much going on. I walked through three TV sets while wandering around the city centre last week. Plus it's been nice and sunny the past few weeks, which helps It certainly has its problems but it's an OK place to live.To keep it on topic:Pet hate - Dublin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Haha i initially read that as you were walking through TV's like some kinda broch nutter trying to show Dublin not to mess with you.Pet hate - people telling misleading stories. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Haha i initially read that as you were walking through TV's like some kinda broch nutter trying to show Dublin not to mess with you.Pet hate - people telling misleading stories.Fucking right. Fuck the tellys.Pet hate: Tellys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 slowly apply pressure to his carWith a bat. Through the front windscreen. And a nail gun to each tyre. And a turd left in the drivers seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 You're all such n00bs. The cops would notice that kind of behavious and be straight to the door of Johnny Foreigner from Scotland. What you need, Lucky, is to blend in and do what the locals would do in your situation. A car bomb.xx 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ca_gere Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 I like it fine now, when I first got here I fucking hated it. Jesus, you think Aberdeen is desolate you should try Dublin on for size. The way the economy is at the moment, there's no jobs, no money, no opportunities, the government have hiked up the tax on everything (23% vat!) people who are lucky enough to have a job are earning half what they were earning 5 years ago, everything is twice as expensive, businesses are shutting down all over the place, crime rates are through the roof, people are actually leaving the country to find work. The whole city has this horrible, defeated, deflated air over it, everyone is miserable as all hell, struggling to get by and the whole country is basically fucked. I've kinda gotten used to it though, there's a gallows humour about it all which is oddly charming, and I've recently spent a few days doing some of the touristy things, seeing some of the nice parts, the interesting stuff and finding out a bit of the rich history of the city. I've also found a lot of cool pubs, made good mates, and there's always something going on and something to do. Living in a capital city is a totally different experience because there's always so much going on. I walked through three TV sets while wandering around the city centre last week. Plus it's been nice and sunny the past few weeks, which helps It certainly has its problems but it's an OK place to live.To keep it on topic:Pet hate - Dublin.Sounds horrific Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 Sounds horrific Stay on topic, douchebag.To keep it on topic:Pet hate - Folk not including something to stay on topic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 7, 2012 Report Share Posted March 7, 2012 I like it fine now, when I first got here I fucking hated it. Jesus, you think Aberdeen is desolate you should try Dublin on for size. The way the economy is at the moment, there's no jobs, no money, no opportunities, the government have hiked up the tax on everything (23% vat!) people who are lucky enough to have a job are earning half what they were earning 5 years ago, everything is twice as expensive, businesses are shutting down all over the place, crime rates are through the roof, people are actually leaving the country to find work. The whole city has this horrible, defeated, deflated air over it, everyone is miserable as all hell, struggling to get by and the whole country is basically fucked. I've kinda gotten used to it though, there's a gallows humour about it all which is oddly charming, and I've recently spent a few days doing some of the touristy things, seeing some of the nice parts, the interesting stuff and finding out a bit of the rich history of the city. I've also found a lot of cool pubs, made good mates, and there's always something going on and something to do. Living in a capital city is a totally different experience because there's always so much going on. I walked through three TV sets while wandering around the city centre last week. Plus it's been nice and sunny the past few weeks, which helps It certainly has its problems but it's an OK place to live.To keep it on topic:Pet hate - Dublin.You shouldda got your woman to move here instead, by the sounds of it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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