Frosty Jack Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 No offence, but it's really not an emergency though, is it? Not worth taking up the time of an emergency out of hours doctor surely, a doctor who might actually be useful for someone with a proper need for one. Go buy some Otex. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 No offence, but it's really not an emergency though, is it? Not worth taking up the time of an emergency out of hours doctor surely, a doctor who might actually be useful for someone with a proper need for one. Go buy some Otex.It isn't an emergency, but what else can I do if my own GP's office won't pick up the phone for going on 5 hours now? I've got some drops, but they're not going deep enough. As I say. I don't even need a doctor. I just need to see a nurse who can syringe the wax right out. 2 minutes. Done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Pet hate - people talking about using the ignore feature, just use it, dont look for a pat on the back when you decide to use it. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted March 26, 2012 Report Share Posted March 26, 2012 Pet hate: not getting the recognition I deserve for using the ignore function. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 My pet hate is "Here we, here we, here we fucking go".This exists in THIS country, too! Heard it at the football!I did hear the best football chant ever here - Melbourne Victory (the team my Perth Glory were playing) have a goalkeeper who is ex-Glory. He's a bit shit, has been for ages, and every time he took a goal kick, after the traditional "oooohhhh", the crowd would chant:"You fat fuck, you fat fuck, you fat fuck, you're shit! Aaaahhhhh!"That "Aaaahhhh!" is the best sound in football. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Yodel saying my amp was delivered yesterday. It wasn't. They are adamant it was. They no longer have it. Someone other than me has a new amp then. Good one guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Yodel saying my amp was delivered yesterday. It wasn't. They are adamant it was. They no longer have it. Someone other than me has a new amp then. Good one guys.Did they typo your address or something? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 No idea. They don't know what's happened, but it's been delivered and signed for, so they are saying.Doesn't matter. What use is an amp to me? I'm deaf as fuck right now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Here we go is good during the silence before an encore. Hate it when folk do it during a band's banter.You may not know this, but I love band banter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Here we go is good during the silence before an encore. Hate it when folk do it during a band's banter.Now Jake,I know that this is your OPINION, and this is a DISCUSSION forum, but you are wrong. The here we fucking go chant at gigs is fucking dreadful. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 I'M OFFENDED. I KNOW IT'S YOUR OPINION BUT I CARE ABOUT THESE CHANTS AT GIGS. DRY YOUR EYES. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Here we fucking go is great fun at T. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Here we fucking go is great fun for chavvy cuntrags.fixed4ukthxbaixx 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gladstone Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Pet hate: the phrase "having a giraffe"Fucking stupid phrase - there are less syllables in "having a laugh" and it's accurate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Rhyming slang generally is for cunts."Yeah, 'e's up the apples and pears on the dog and bone..."Fuck you.xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 The only cockney rhyming slang I like is calling cars 'jam jars'. I don't know why. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 I like 'raspberry ripple' for 'cripple'. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 No idea. They don't know what's happened, but it's been delivered and signed for, so they are saying.Doesn't matter. What use is an amp to me? I'm deaf as fuck right now.Seriously? That's fucking insane. Did you just phone their customer service line? Every time I did that, they couldn't get through to Aberdeen so they probably haven't even spoke to the Aberdeen depot to find out what the fuck is going on.Yodel are a fucking joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Seriously? That's fucking insane. Did you just phone their customer service line? Every time I did that, they couldn't get through to Aberdeen so they probably haven't even spoke to the Aberdeen depot to find out what the fuck is going on.Yodel are a fucking joke.The parcel tracking on their automated phone line says it's been delivered, as did the simpleton I spoke to, and like you, they couldn't get through to Aberdeen. The online tracking says it's out for delivery now. No idea why both are different, or which one is right. Suppose I'll find out...The amp is fully insured by the courier, so I'm not sweating too much, but I'd rather have the amp than a refund, as I got it for a good price second hand. Not sure why the seller chose to use Yodel, of all people, other than to save money. You can't really be looking for the cheapest option when the item in question is £600. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 http://www.bbc.co.uk/blogs/watchdog/2012/03/yodel.html Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 These would be the same shower of cunts that said our xbox had been delivered when it hadnt arrived, i would ask any company before they send your stuff who they are using and refuse to buy anything if its Yodel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Man... That article mentions Yodel throwing an Xbox over a fence... Ludicrous. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Man... That article mentions Yodel throwing an Xbox over a fence... Ludicrous.Shower of bastards!! At least it musta bounced into my living room.That does fucking suck with your amp like, i would be raging big time, an Xbox is ok to lose but not a fucking amp! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Might have been yodel that delivered the "signed for" stuff I bought a couple of christmases ago. It probably wasn't, but Yodel deserve all the hate they can get. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted March 27, 2012 Report Share Posted March 27, 2012 Shower of bastards!! At least it musta bounced into my living room.That does fucking suck with your amp like, i would be raging big time, an Xbox is ok to lose but not a fucking amp!Nothing is okay to lose. If you've paid for it, plus delivery, you should get it, whether it cost you a quid or a grand. If it does arrive, when I sign my name I'm going to write KNOB. Because being passive aggressive is mint 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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