Paranoid Android Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 I once made dinner for my flatmates. I couldn't believe how outraged they were when they saw some of my pubes on the side of the plate. "They're not touching the food!", I screamed. It did no good and I had to move out. Still don't understand it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 You are just the worst. Jake, that is. Not Roid. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 I once made dinner for my flatmates. I couldn't believe how outraged they were when they saw some of my pubes on the side of the plate."They're not touching the food!", I screamed. It did no good and I had to move out. Still don't understand it.Pubes on the plate is a bit iffy. But when there's a hair in there, especially if it's homecooking, and someone moans, that gets on my nerves. Just fling it on the floor and chow down. Fucks sakes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Go on admit it Jake, your still bitter about Slutbags knocking you back 8 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 I once took a shit on my kitchen floor and flatmates call me "unhygienic" the fucking prudes. They all shit then just rub bits of flimsy paper on their arses and call themselves clean. It's not like I shat on their plates or anything!Plus, this one time, I rubbed my balls over the face of a chick I lived with and she got all fucking pissed about it?! I was like WTF you had your bf's dick IN YOUR MOUTH the other night, how could my balls on your eyelids be gross?!DOUBLE STANDARDS.Surely to fucking god Jake is trolling now?xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 What happened to this thread? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Incredible postings by Jake this afternoon. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MattJimF Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 What happened to this thread?It got Jaked apparently 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 What happened to this thread?It got Hi-Jaked.Puntastic. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Usually id stick up for jake and get in trouble with lucky, but there is nothing that can said this time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 I un-ignored him just so I could read this. Incredible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scorge Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Pet hate - girls saying one thing is gross, then sucking dick.pube scissors next to toothbrush - grossitching your balls and sniffing - grossnot washing your hands after you piss - grosssucking a dick? Aye, why nae.Can someone show this boy where the 'Log Out' button is?On the subject of flatmate-pet hates, milk theives are by far the worst. Utter, utter, cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Flights Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 It's not a disbelief that girls like giving it a sook. Not at all. It's just double standards. Pubes next to toothbrush is horrid. Cock and pubes in yer mooth is a-okay.WOW! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 I un-ignored him just so I could read this. Incredible.Also just did this. What a fucking berk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TR!ΔNGL€ T€€TH Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Pet hate: people talking about Jakebassist's posts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Pet hate: people talking about Jakebassist's posts.Agreed.You've had a page to absorb his latest mind turd. Time to move on I think. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Go on admit it Jake, your still bitter about Slutbags knocking you backI think it's the fact that slutbags refused to "knock him back" that's made him bitter... 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
paime Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Pet hate - girls saying one thing is gross, then sucking dick.pube scissors next to toothbrush - grossitching your balls and sniffing - grossnot washing your hands after you piss - grosssucking a dick? Aye, why nae.I don't know what's worse:a) the fact that you thought of this as your comparison,ORb) the fact you've brought the disgusting nature of nob-gobbling to the attention of females and thus risked a widespread embargo on blowies. Nice one, cuntypuss. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 I once took a shit on my kitchen floor and flatmates call me "unhygienic" the fucking prudes. They all shit then just rub bits of flimsy paper on their arses and call themselves clean. It's not like I shat on their plates or anything!Plus, this one time, I rubbed my balls over the face of a chick I lived with and she got all fucking pissed about it?! I was like WTF you had your bf's dick IN YOUR MOUTH the other night, how could my balls on your eyelids be gross?!DOUBLE STANDARDS.Surely to fucking god Jake is trolling now?xxas i already said, the pube scissors weren't touching. your balls touched her face. she had every right to batter you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 So if you see someone else's pubes next to your toothbrush, you just go "Not touching, can't get mad" and just brush your teeth like it ain't no'thing? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Teabags Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 It's the school holidays, so apparently that means it's okay for people to take their cunt kids into the office."Daddy, who's that?""Thats *bloke on Skype*""Whos he?""He works with us""why?""cos he speaks German""why?""Becasue he is from Germany.""why?"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU SELF ABSORBED LITTLE CUNT, IM HERE TO WORK, I DON'T NEED TO LISTEN TO YOUR IRRITATING NON-SENSICAL MUSINGS. FUCK OFF HOME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 IF YOU WILLINGLY CHOOSE DIET COKE OVER COKE, YOU ARENT WORTH ANYONE'S TIME. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 your still bitter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest E.C Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 If you write in block capitals at any time other than when stated to on a form. You weren't worth your English teacher's time.I was shouting via the internet. Bite my shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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