Guest Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 If you write in block capitals at any time other than when stated to on a form. You weren't worth your English teacher's time.Says the guy that inexplicably put a full stop in the middle of a sentence to start a new one. Also it's a perfectly valid way of conveying shouting, or perhaps mentioning what was written on a sign. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Alright guys simmer down.Pet hate today is SAAS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Being apparently undercharged by estimated gas and elec bills for 10 months. I actually thought I was overpaying, so I gave them my meter readings for the first time in ages. BANG! £300 bill. Just in time for my birthday. Fuck sake. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Oh they were touching, complete with a pubic hair stuck in the screw. Also, girls don't suck all guys dicks, just specific guys dicks... and it wasn't my toothbrush - I'm smart and keep it in my bedroom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
keeno Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Being apparently undercharged by estimated gas and elec bills for 10 months. I actually thought I was overpaying, so I gave them my meter readings for the first time in ages. BANG! £300 bill. Just in time for my birthday. Fuck sake.I had the opposite. In my single bedroom flat, they were wanting me to pay £60 a month for electricity (we don't have gas... or central heating, just an electric fire) which they claimed was 'average'. I said go to hell but as a compromise said I will pay £50 a month but that's still too much. 8 months later I got a £150 rebate. Looking forward to my next one this summer too as I am still paying the same amount! Hopefully you get a tax rebate or something to help cover the bill.Oh they were touching, complete with a pubic hair stuck in the screw. Also, girls don't suck all guys dicks, just specific guys dicks... and it wasn't my toothbrush - I'm smart and keep it in my bedroom.Way to disappoint everyone/Jake. Your username is such a lie As a girl on the internet it is your sworn duty to play up to that stereotype.My pet hate for today is not having an uninterrupted nights sleep in nearly 3 weeks. We have a helipad not too far from the accommodation but it's probably just insomnia, as had the same problem at home in Aberdeen and in a B&B in Aberfoyle during that period. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 If you write in block capitals at any time other than when stated to on a form. You weren't worth your English teacher's time.This is great! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Slutbags means tits. I have big tits hence the nickname. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Slutbags means tits. I have big tits hence the nickname.Please... continue. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Skubbs Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Haha they get in the way a lot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 If you write in block capitals at any time other than when stated to on a form. You weren't worth your English teacher's time.My handwriting is all block capitals, because it's clearer than lowercase. I do it at work so people can read it better, because I'm so fucking thoughtful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Haha they get in the way a lot?Uh huh... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 If you notice the Me Gusta... I have some bad news. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 I recommend that is either taken down or at the VERY LEAST put into a spoiler for work browsing purposes... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam Easy Wishes Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Also, girls don't suck all guys dicks, just specific guys dicks... And some don't suck any. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 Alright guys simmer down.Pet hate today is SAAS.You live in Australia silly. You should be applying to AAAS. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scootray Posted April 4, 2012 Report Share Posted April 4, 2012 My handwriting is all block capitals, because it's clearer than lowercase. I do it at work so people can read it better, because I'm so fucking thoughtful.Me too.It gets me lots of chicks. "Wow, I can read your handwriting, but I'm not giving you a blowie". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 The toilets at work are terrible. The water's too high. If you're well-off, like me, then it's scary sitting down. Then the flush is strange. It fills up as if it's blocked. Sucks everything out then burps some water back at you, and sometimes it'll burp what was in the water too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 Humble-pet-hate-brag 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gypsum_Fantastic Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 ! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FOX Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 You live in Australia silly. You should be applying to AAAS.Haha. I'm back in Scotland in August to study at RGU again but since I haven't lived in Scotland all year I'm having to fill out extra forms and stuff that I don't think I should. Annoying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 Not having the motivation to do shit that needs done. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alkaline Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 Not having the motivation to do shit that needs done.Anyone? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frosty Jack Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 Haha. I'm back in Scotland in August to study at RGU again but since I haven't lived in Scotland all year I'm having to fill out extra forms and stuff that I don't think I should. Annoying.Wait, I thought you were in Poland with Rathen? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 I like making room for jokes.Well I've managed to set up dropbox account. I should be writing, but, y'know, there's stuff on tv. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paranoid Android Posted April 5, 2012 Report Share Posted April 5, 2012 Wait, I thought you were in Poland with Rathen?He is, but only until August. Didn't you read his post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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