Scootray Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 You have a woman at home, no?Unless you've let her out the kitchen (which would be ridiculous) then get her telt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 The first time I tried to make mac and cheese for my son it went all lumpy and I had to try and recover the situation with some judicious sieving, he declared it ace-ic and better than Mummies...I must admit it was pretty tasty, despite the apparent calamity.Mac and cheese is one of those foods I just reckon should not have anything superfluous added to it. Basic seasonings, nothing else. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Milner Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 Im with Scootray, get her telt Soda, if she cant make you good mac and cheese, whats the point in keeping her around? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross G Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 My woman makes ace mac and cheese. She puts breadcrumbs and extra cheese on top so it's got a crunch, and puts either ham/bacon and mushrooms in the sauce. Served with chips and garlic bread. Unbeatable after a minge day at work. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 Lumpiness in your mac 'n' cheese isn't the end of the world (in culinary terms), but it is hella frustrating. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross G Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 People who tailgate you. They can all actually die. Back the fuck off!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 My woman makes ace mac and cheese. She puts breadcrumbs and extra cheese on top so it's got a crunch, and puts either ham/bacon and mushrooms in the sauce. Served with chips and garlic bread. Unbeatable after a minge day at work.Mac & Cheese, Chips and Garlic Bread?? All together?That covers the entirety of my favourite food group. Carbohydrates. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moose Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 I've put on a lot of weight recently after goosing my ankle playing RUGGER, so my usual nutrition (carbohydrates, bread tatties and mac 'n' cheese) has had to be abandoned. Last night for tea I had and egg white mushroom omelette with salad! Fucking salad?!Story is cool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross G Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 Mac & Cheese, Chips and Garlic Bread?? All together?That covers the entirety of my favourite food group. Carbohydrates.Fuck health. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 People who tailgate you. They can all actually die. Back the fuck off!!!!Drive faster, queer.xx 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monster Zero Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 Lumpiness in your mac 'n' cheese isn't the end of the world (in culinary terms), but it is hella frustrating.Aye but this was me making an arse of adding the flour and it was huge coagulated lumps of it...there's no way I would have wanted to eat it myself so couldn't try and pass it off to the bairn!Just general ageing along with being a lazy ass has meant I have to avoid all my favourite carb heavy foodstuffs for the majority of the time to try and keep the weight off, not great but it does make the occasional indulgence even better... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross G Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 Drive faster, queer.xxFair enough on open roads, but can't really do that in town though (I don't really want to run anyone over). It can get really frustrating at times, especially when the person tailgating you has nothing to gain from doing so.My dad used to jam on his breaks when someone did it to him Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest davetherave Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 Fair enough on open roads, but can't really do that in town though (I don't really want to run anyone over). It can get really frustrating at times, especially when the person tailgating you has nothing to gain from doing so.My dad used to jam on his breaks when someone did it to himI dont like tailgaters either, many years ago I fitted a switch to my brakelights so I could switch them on via the dashboard when someone was needlessly tailgating me. I also had one for the reversing light, which really freaked people out But if some fuckwit drives at 40mph in the outside lane of the dual carriageway, then I've been known to stick to their bumper till they get the fuck out of my way, or they get undertaken Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross G Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 But if some fuckwit drives at 40mph in the outside lane of the dual carriageway, then I've been known to stick to their bumper till they get the fuck out of my way, or they get undertaken I undertake if they are going ridiculously slow and refusing to budge. What's even worse are the people who cut in to lane halfway round a roundabout. one guy in an X5 got so angry because I refused to let him in on the Inverurie Road Roundabout in to Dyce in rush hour, he got out of his "4x4 for twats" mobile and started hammering on my window. Dick. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 I make a tasty mac and cheese. Nothing fancy about it. Just macaroni, roux sauce and fucking tons of cheese. It's right good. I have given thought to putting some bacon through it but why mess with a classic? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest davetherave Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 I undertake if they are going ridiculously slow and refusing to budge. What's even worse are the people who cut in to lane halfway round a roundabout. one guy in an X5 got so angry because I refused to let him in on the Inverurie Road Roundabout in to Dyce in rush hour, he got out of his "4x4 for twats" mobile and started hammering on my window. Dick.Dont get me started on lane jumpers and folk that cant use roundabouts!I wonder if some people got their driving licenses out of a corn flake box! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ross G Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 I make a tasty mac and cheese. Nothing fancy about it. Just macaroni, roux sauce and fucking tons of cheese. It's right good. I have given thought to putting some bacon through it but why mess with a classic?bacon should be in everything Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 bacon should be in everythingYou said this and I immediately thought "hmm, bacon dildos" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lemonade Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 bacon should be in everythingA fair point. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soda Jerk Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 Keith Lemon. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Gold Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 Some great confessions of dangerous/illegal/generally anti-social road use in this thread. Cut up your licenses already. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain America Posted August 2, 2012 Report Share Posted August 2, 2012 People who put what they play in their band as their job on Facebook. Proper pet hate that. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaaakkkeee Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 Unless that's your only source of income, it shouldn't be there. It's a hobby. Pricks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stroopy121 Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 Works at: CEO at Professional BumFUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING CUNT!xx Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfer_Rosa Posted August 3, 2012 Report Share Posted August 3, 2012 "Studied at: University of Life" and "School of hard knocks" are pretty bad too. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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